Earthquake hits US, Canada

[Tiger]

I love how every time there's a natural disaster now, some twat springs up with "OMG 2012 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!". I think the person who originally said that in this thread was joking, but you just know there is some idiot out there who believes that ****. Makes you wonder what people blamed natural disasters on before this 2012 thing was popular. Gods? Witchcraft? Tectonic plates? Aliens?

On December 22nd 2012, we need to think of a creative explanation for natural disasters. I think we should blame childhood obesity.

 

[Kura]

The chubby children caused my earthquake!!!

 

[KouAidou]

I was asleep. Felt it, thought "An Earthquake? No, I'm probably just having a Japan flashback" and went back to sleep.

(Minor earthquakes in the early morning hours was so common in Tokyo that I started imagining them in my sleep whether they happened or not. This feeling continued for a while even after I got back to the States. So that's what that's all about.)

 

[big_j_ny]

Actually I apologize on behalf of my friend from the East Coast, his enormous case of "flatulence" caused the entire East Coast to shake...........I'm deeply sorry on his behalf

 

[Dark Kabuto]

The chubby children caused my earthquake!!!

I blame Decade myself....and Godzilla.

 

[Shogun_Master]

Behold the might of the great god Xolotl! For his power has crept up from the underworld itself to shake the land beneath your feet in demand of a human sacrifice!

If he is not sated, he will make all notice that the calender has ended and they shall assume automatically assume that that signals the end of time and assume the worst possible things will happen just because!...

And then they'll all go out & buy 2013 Calenders...

But by then, 69% of the population will have committed suicide...

 

[Wheatley]

I didn't feel anything. :eyebrow:

 

[Tiger]

I didn't feel anything. :eyebrow:

You're a heartless monster!

 

[Bigdog]

I felt nothing in my area of MI. Are you sure this is for real? There's like no tectonic plates near us so how could there be earthquakes in random places?

 

[artmaster079]

I felt nothing in my area of MI. Are you sure this is for real? There's like no tectonic plates near us so how could there be earthquakes in random places?

The entire surface of the planet has tectonic plates. The reason earthquakes happen is because two plates slip or shift or collide. Those areas where two plates meet can be referred to as fault lines. Areas near fault lines experience a far higher number of earthquakes on average.

So to sum up, its not God, My Little Pony or Decade that causes earthquakes lol.