Oedipus 3000
They call her one-eye
I would make that 'pretending to give a fully-clothed woman cunnilingus while doing a handstand' since I'm pretty sure jeans prevent that sort of thing.
But that's an oxymoron. You can't give a Fully clothed woman Cunnilingus as much as you can't give fellatio to a fully clothed man. that's a part of the joke.





