Camp Rock's Anna Maria Perez de Tagle: because she's now 20, a Fil-Am, and basically a real life Lynn Minmay from the first Macross. proof: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ll1eITmyoo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ll1eITmyoo[/ame]
Victorious' Ariana Grande: because she's overcute adorable and basiaclly, a real life Mylene Jenius from Macross 7.
iCarly's Miranda Cosgrove: because her voice is sweet as honey, her face is so naturally pretty, and basically a real life, Non-green haired version of Ranka Lee. (another is because they're flat-chested.)
Sonny with a Chance's Demi Lovato: because she's a hot rocker chick and basically a real life, Non-pink haired version of Sheryl Nome.
Seriously. Her adam's apple is bigger than your nutsack.
Lately I've developed an overpowering crush on Emma Stone. I've always thought she was attractive, but after seeing Easy A and hearing her emulate all those sex noises, I now can't help but wish she would fake an orgasm with me. Like, I would burn all my clothes and eat nothing but Vienna sausages and Nutella for a month for a chance to tickle her nether regions.
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