The Pro Wrestling Thread - No Gimmick Needed

My jaw hit the floor and my penis hit the ceiling the minute Nikki Bella came out... Holy ****.... That was sexy.

Diggin' the new Authority with Rollins.
 
Thank God. I didn't really want to deal with watching this guy cry because he got cut because he is a homosexual. Now give me a legit Mark Henry vs. Rusev: Lana's Panties on a pole match.
 
It's nice to see the Divas title "elevated" to a main storyline at least.


Wow, Bobby Lashley sucks. He hasn't said one word in weeks and in his entire title run. I love how TNA is saying he is the most dominant World Champion in wrestling when clearly Brock Lesnar is the king.
 
Lol at this past Friday's Smackdown. Triple H did his best Teddy Long impression. He booked the opening segment into a 10-man tag team match. He was like, "you know the drill. Playa playa." Does the Teddy Long dance and walks away with Teddy's theme song playing. Got me laughing out loud.
 
UGH...Sometimes...You can judge a book by its cover. That holds true for the Jerry Springer segment.

In other news, the match before the stinkin' pile of crap was phenomenal. I mean...

ADRIAN NEVILLE IS THE TRUTH~!
 
RAW Season Premiere "LIKES"
+ Decent Cage Match between Jericho/Wyatt. Give Jericho props for jumping off the cage. What a savvy veteran. The finish makes sense as it didn't make Jericho look too bad.
+ Seth Rollins defeating Sheamus with distraction from Cesaro.
+ AJ and Paige beating Natalya and Rosa Mendes. At least Rosa ate the pin.
+ Great promo from Heyman and Cena. Heyman busting out a rap. Lol...Cena was being Cena but Heyman really made this promo awesome.
+ Adrian Neville was impressive in the NXT Tag Team match. What a way to promote NXT on the WWE Network which you can subscribe for only $9.99.
+ Adam Rose defeating Titus O'Neil. I want to know the identity of the Bunny!
+ Figured Orton/Reigns was going to have no finish. The match was okay but it was the ending that was cool with Rollins diving off the cage and the Authority standing tall over Reigns.

"DISLIKES"
- I want to care for the Ziggler/Miz feud. But I don't know, their segment was weird. Damien Mizdow is still getting buried. To think that he was a former MitB winner.
-Facepalm to the Jerry Springer/Bella Twins segment. I really don't care for it. Acting was bad. Springer's bodyguard didn't do crap. Crowd didn't react.
-Goldust and Stardust beating Los Matadores. And still no reaction to this tag team.

Overall, decent show for a "season premiere." The WWE tried here.
 

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