Man Calls 911 For Sex

[Punk]

TAMPA, Fla. – Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes. Tampa police said 29-year-old Joshua Basso made sexual comments to the 911 dispatcher and asked if he could come to her house. Investigators say she hung up, but he called back four more times.

He was arrested about 15 minutes later at his home late Wednesday and charged with making a false 911 call. Basso reportedly told officers that he didn't think he would get in trouble for calling 911.

Tampa jail records show Basso is being held without bond but don't indicate whether he has an attorney. He is listed as unemployed with arrests for theft and other crimes dating back to 2001.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/sns-ap-us-911-sex-call,0,4713928.story

This guy is so epic that it fails.

 

[Mr. Underachiever]

I don't care what anyone says--blue balls ARE a legitimate emergency.

 

[Sndtrkman]

Hahaha oh my god that is hilarious.....That is a definite Epic Fail on that dudes part....and hey at least he will be getting sex now in prison lol.

 

[Mr. Yellow]

Stuff likes this makes me lose faith in the human race... >_>

 

[Wheatley]

:rofl2:

 

[ForeverRed]

That man must be depressed. :laugh:

 

[Ragna "D" BloodEdge]

Just when I think I've heard everything...

Hahaha oh my god that is hilarious.....That is a definite Epic Fail on that dudes part....and hey at least he will be getting sex now in prison lol.

Yeah...the wrong kind. :rimshot:

 

[DarkBlaze]

Hahaha oh my god that is hilarious.....That is a definite Epic Fail on that dudes part....and hey at least he will be getting sex now in prison lol.

So wrong, yet, so disturbingly true. You know, unless you happen to enjoy..uh...yeah you know where I'm going with this.

 

[Jacky392000]

Stuff likes this makes me lose faith in the human race... >_>

welcome to my world, because it has already happened to me about a year ago.

 

[yellow-chan]

^ Guys,
there are still kind and good people somewhere...
or am I wrong??? XD