Boy dies after masturbating... 42 times...

[KamenRiderHeaven&Hell]

cool story bro :thumbs:

anyway I should be more careful lol i wouldnt want to die like that :laugh:

 

[arnoldmcguire335]

Good thing I only 'burst' one time and that's it. (but I'm not going to tell you whom I burst to...)

 

[KamenRiderBiblio]

Jesis christ, how...I can barely go 10 times without my dick hurting like ****. Srs bzns.

 

[Kura]

But wait.. what did he actually die from? ._. Heart attack? Dehydration?.. Like.. what? Like.. I could understand if he just sustained penis injuries.. but..

 

[KamenRiderHeaven&Hell]

(but I'm not going to tell you whom I burst to...)

thats cool im pretty sure no one wants to know anyway

 

[musashi03]

Good thing I only 'burst' one time and that's it. (but I'm not going to tell you whom I burst to...)

How do they KNOW it was 42 times? Was someone keeping score? :sly:

Suddenly I'm thinking this is absolutely fake because of the number 42.


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Yeah. That's what makes me believe it might not be real.

The mother? LOL :rofl2:

Anyway, what I think makes me believe it's fake is the lack of believable details and the freakin image that accompanies the post. :sweat:

Also. http://forums.henshinjustice.net/showthread.php?t=63658 I've done my duty.

:laugh:

 

[thunder]

But wait.. what did he actually die from? ._. Heart attack? Dehydration?.. Like.. what? Like.. I could understand if he just sustained penis injuries.. but..

if this is real, then im betting testicular implosion.

 

[KAGEKI]

Well, this is certainly the first time I've ever heard that. Death by masturbation? There can be so many theories to determine the actual cause of death.

 

[netro32]

Well at least he died happy and doing what he liked to do best.:thumbs:

 

[Vitor]

On a slightly related note,

There's this urban legend of sorts where the lead singer for Three Dog Night had so much sex with women one night that his penis litterally exploded

They later recorded a remake of Eric Burdon's 1966 hit, "Mama Told Me Not To COME"