The US Bans The Kinder Surprise Egg

[Tiger]

Please do explain why.

Well, I want her to suck my penis.

 

[Kura]

Wait.. what about the ones with the puzzles inside? >_> Are they going to start banning puzzles now?

>_> Also.. doesn't it say on the package that it's not intended for children 3 and under?

 

[Tiger]

Wait.. what about the ones with the puzzles inside? >_> Are they going to start banning puzzles now?

I wish they'd ban puzzles. It'd make me feel a lot smarter.

 

[Lynxara]

>_> Also.. doesn't it say on the package that it's not intended for children 3 and under?

Children over three can be astonishingly stupid.

The real problem is that since Kinder Eggs were never sold widely in the US-- and even Nestle's knockoff wasn't all that popular-- you can't expect most kids to be familiar with the idea of, "Hey, toy inside. Don't jam the whole thing in your mouth, idiot."

In Europe, I'm sure most people are shown how to eat their first Kinder Egg by an adult or an older sibling. This cuts down on the likelihood of someone jamming the whole thing in their mouth like an idiot.

 

[Tiger]

The real problem is that since Kinder Eggs were never sold widely in the US-- and even Nestle's knockoff wasn't all that popular-- you can't expect most kids to be familiar with the idea of, "Hey, toy inside. Don't jam the whole thing in your mouth, idiot."

AHAHAHAHA. That looks pretty funny in my head.

 

[Kura]

Children over three can be astonishingly stupid.

The real problem is that since Kinder Eggs were never sold widely in the US-- and even Nestle's knockoff wasn't all that popular-- you can't expect most kids to be familiar with the idea of, "Hey, toy inside. Don't jam the whole thing in your mouth, idiot."

In Europe, I'm sure most people are shown how to eat their first Kinder Egg by an adult or an older sibling. This cuts down on the likelihood of someone jamming the whole thing in their mouth like an idiot.

Are you sure? I've seen the commercials tons of times. I live in Canada so I thought America would have the same thing. @_@ Also.. the little yellow-pill-things are INSANELY hard to get open (I still struggle and I'm 21.. and I try and use my teeth sometimes.) How would a 4 year old get it by themselves?
Unless.. did they change the packaging?

:C What about giant-kinder eggs? You know.. the ones where you build sailboats? A lot of those ones just have big parts, not small ones.