When The Fruit Of Life Corrupts Men
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In attempt to KEEP AMERICA SAFE (hurr hurr), Border patrols and customs are seizing any and all Kinder Surprise Eggs
You know, stuff that the entire world is concerned about :redface2:
For those of you who may not recall, or who may just plain not know, the United States placed a $300 fine to any and all persons carrying the little chocolate egg
Why you ask?
Because of the toy inside that could cause a person to choke.
Back in the late 1990's, the candy was imported (or ripped off) here by Nestle' and called "Magic" (was later renamed "Wonder Ball")
There were "apparently" several cases of children choking to death (much like the baby who put the Burger King Kid's Club Poke'ball in it's mouth and later died) and the candy was later recalled and the "guts" were replaced with faux sweet tarts.
This should really not be our top priority right now........
In attempt to KEEP AMERICA SAFE (hurr hurr), Border patrols and customs are seizing any and all Kinder Surprise Eggs

You know, stuff that the entire world is concerned about :redface2:
For those of you who may not recall, or who may just plain not know, the United States placed a $300 fine to any and all persons carrying the little chocolate egg
Why you ask?
Because of the toy inside that could cause a person to choke.
Back in the late 1990's, the candy was imported (or ripped off) here by Nestle' and called "Magic" (was later renamed "Wonder Ball")

There were "apparently" several cases of children choking to death (much like the baby who put the Burger King Kid's Club Poke'ball in it's mouth and later died) and the candy was later recalled and the "guts" were replaced with faux sweet tarts.
This should really not be our top priority right now........