The New Roommate Puked on My Clothes and Couch

I hate my fucking roomate. All he does is bitch and complain like a lonely loser.

****, I wanna stab him NOW.

no wonder you're so angry. Go on, kill him. Get it over with. =_= feed your hatred, it is the fuel to your destined path to the dark side. /cackle
 
Well, you can always try the hair drier in the bathtub trick, but you must make sure you leave no finger prints. Establish a alibi before you try it too.
 
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Well, you can always try the hair drier in the bathtub trick, but you must make sure you leave no finger prints. Establish a alibi before you try it too.

whatever if they find any fingerprints just say you share a blowdryer, no one's gonna deny it:laugh:
 
Ok, there's one of 3 things that you can do:

-Put down the hammer and become Hitler.
-Evict his ass
-(if your a college student)Talk him into Suicide. Not only do you get him back for puking on your stuff, but also get an A for the rest of your stay in COllege.
 
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