Man sues AXE deodorant because he can't get laid.

[JFC]

After seven unlucky years, man sues for Axe 'failure'
By staff writers | November 02, 2009
Article from: news.com.au

AN Indian man claims he has been cheated by the cosmetics firm that makes popular deodorant Lynx after failing to land a girlfriend for the past seven years.
Vaibhav Bev has been using Lynx deodorant since 2002, in the hope the company's promotional campaign - which features scantily clad women throwing themselves at men - had some basis in real life.

Mr Bev is suing the maker of Lynx - marketed as Axe in his home country - for more than $100,000, seeking compensation for "depression and psychological damage".

"I used it for seven years but no girl came to me," he told the Daily Record.

Indian compensation lawyer Ram Jethmalani advised the company that makes Axe, Unilever, to settle out of court.

He said any claims by Unilever that Mr Bev failed to find a girlfriend because he was unattractive were unlikely to succeed.

"In fact, some of the best-looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys," he told the Daily Record.

Unilever has so far declined to comment on the case.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,26292811-12335,00.html


Ooooooooooooooh ****...

 

[Shurikenger]

What... The... Heck?

That is one gullible person.

 

[Jacky392000]

talk about desperate...

 

[Kivat]

Why is this guy so gullible? So he went seven years doing this, without anyone knowing and saying "uhhh, that doesn't really happen..."?

wow

 

[ryuuseipro]

Just keep saying to yourself it's only a commercial. It's only a commercial. It's only a commercial. It's only...

 

[Dark Kabuto]

Why is this guy so gullible? So he went seven years doing this, without anyone knowing and saying "uhhh, that doesn't really happen..."?

wow

You figured he would've gotten the hint the first time he tried this. :laugh:

 

[Demi-Fiend]

lol.

You know what AXE has to do, not because they'll lose the case or anything, but because it'd be funny.

They should send someone to bang him in secret and have her tell him that it was the deodorant, then they could actaully use him for one of those consumer testimonials on commercials, and they would not pay a cent.

 

[Destiny Rider]

I guess it never occuared to him that if the stuff acutualy worked, then why would there be some much of it siting in the store for $5-$10.

 

[Bolt]

You'd think D would have wised up by now.

 

[Wheatley]

"Man sues AXE deodorant because he can't get laid."

:rofl:

I instantly laughed after reading that title.