Heroes Academy
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Icefish
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There are also girls on Skype...and Yahoo Messenger...and AIM...and IRC...and pretty much every other messaging system. I still don't see the point in changing clients, but whatever. It'll work just as well as any other one. Whelp, back to business...
Last time, our heroes awoke after zonking out for the night. They were met with a new friend, a massive construct that Virgil promptly named Connie. They were then tasked with finding the second helper construct and bringing it back. A hell of a lot of walking later, they got to the (whatever number I said) floor. Virgil found a neat gem on top of a pillar, Kai found some bowls, and everyone got locked in a room with an angel statue...which promptly started trying to kill them. Thanks to Connie, they were able to escape. They then found a nice balcony, a door to NOTHING and a MYSTERIOUS MAN overseeing a MYSTERIOUS MACHINE. The MYSTERIOUS MAN gave them a MYSTERIOUS GEM and broke the one Virgil had. The team put the new gem on the pillar, revealing it to be part of a CREATION ENGINE tasked with creating a creature that could kill gods. After a long and confusing conversation that kept going in circles, they managed to convince it to give it one more try. The CREATION ENGINE spun into gear, and...
So I had a (sorta) neat idea for when this hit a thousand views. I talked with a buddy of mine, and after some friendly chatting (and some not-so-friendly threats to reveal incriminating documents to certain parties), he agreed to draw up a picture of the cast. Unfortunately, he was in a wreck early Monday morning and broke his drawing hand, so that's clearly not gonna happen. I had originally considered just going "the surprise is THERE IS NO SURPRISE GOTCHA!" and leaving it at that, but I figured doing that would somehow cause time to pull a double moebius reach-around and make people care even less than they already do. Fortunately, my friend's son had heard of our deal and was nice enough to contribute in his father's place. So here it is, the Thousand Views Surprise!
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Last time, our heroes awoke after zonking out for the night. They were met with a new friend, a massive construct that Virgil promptly named Connie. They were then tasked with finding the second helper construct and bringing it back. A hell of a lot of walking later, they got to the (whatever number I said) floor. Virgil found a neat gem on top of a pillar, Kai found some bowls, and everyone got locked in a room with an angel statue...which promptly started trying to kill them. Thanks to Connie, they were able to escape. They then found a nice balcony, a door to NOTHING and a MYSTERIOUS MAN overseeing a MYSTERIOUS MACHINE. The MYSTERIOUS MAN gave them a MYSTERIOUS GEM and broke the one Virgil had. The team put the new gem on the pillar, revealing it to be part of a CREATION ENGINE tasked with creating a creature that could kill gods. After a long and confusing conversation that kept going in circles, they managed to convince it to give it one more try. The CREATION ENGINE spun into gear, and...
So I had a (sorta) neat idea for when this hit a thousand views. I talked with a buddy of mine, and after some friendly chatting (and some not-so-friendly threats to reveal incriminating documents to certain parties), he agreed to draw up a picture of the cast. Unfortunately, he was in a wreck early Monday morning and broke his drawing hand, so that's clearly not gonna happen. I had originally considered just going "the surprise is THERE IS NO SURPRISE GOTCHA!" and leaving it at that, but I figured doing that would somehow cause time to pull a double moebius reach-around and make people care even less than they already do. Fortunately, my friend's son had heard of our deal and was nice enough to contribute in his father's place. So here it is, the Thousand Views Surprise!
Linked due to table-breaking shenanigans
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After that we got our ducks in a row just in time to have them scatterred again by the introduction of Rayse Bullet. A hot shot mecha pilot who got chased out of his own home town and sent to the academy to learn how to be a more competent pilot and so he would be out of their hair. who was sent there by the gracious members of his home town's city officials to hone his amazing talents and become an awesome mecha pilot who's skills are unmatched in the hopes that he would return and not destroy the city any more during encounters with Kaiju. and be that much more capable of defending their grateful city.
after the introductions were interupted by an impromptu cat fight an argument between the Ikamura sisters they gather up once more in a row and attended to their dorm placement tests. Kai and Akihara were up first its unknown how Kai preformed (I put all the focus on Akihara so i didn't really act out that encounter.) Lets assume for sake of things he scraped by with the skin of his teeth. preformed admirably and made it past the qualification portion of the exams.
Akihara put on an amazing show against two opponents creepily accurate holographic copies detailed and highly informed AI controlled projections of Fate Testarosa and Nanoha Takamachi as they appeared in Nanoha Striker S during the course of the fight due to blatant interference by the dm after a horrible series of rolls exposure to the residual magic from Nanoha and Fate's attacks Bulmung Akihara's trusted intelligent device the little magic sword that could gained a cannon form which he used to blast fake!nanoha out of the sky in a fashion any duck hunt player would approve of.
Following a short melee duel with Fate he completed the challenge and and was awarded his dorm jacket was told he would square off against Kai in a special battle royal as part of the opening of the year festivities.
Oh yeah there was a small mecha fight involving Rayse there was a massively awesome mecha battle with Rayse :buttrock: in which he fought vs two a giant nanashi and the dragon guy from Boukenger and a generic kaiju that appeared to be a colossal rip off of Godzilla and Mothra a wonderful homage to two classic Kaiju series who's names i won't mention for sake of copyright. by the end of the fight the cityscape that was presented to him was a pile of destroyed wreckage was largely in one piece until his finisher ignited a cloud of toxic gas that Not!Mothra had spat up after molting its skin and taking flight. when the explosive flash died off the entire holo-city was vaporized and Rayse was like :bawling:8( as the it fell apart before him with a little bit of holy crap for good measure
After he regained his composure he exited his trusty machine Road Bullet and as the field powered down the proctor informed him that he passed the exam. in spite of blowing up a large city he mentioned that it would have been imposible for rayse to expect the explosion to be that large. so as he hoisted the jacket into the air the audience let out an impressive cheer and all was right with the world. :castlerock: 
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Onward to our last intrepid party member Virgil Cross who had a rather awesome battle with a Yummy fight with a reproduction of the cat Yummy from Kazari's intro arc was fairly unimpressive since it basically was over before it started since pudgy butt's coordination lack thereof resulted in his first attack wound up with him landing face down on the ground where Virgil quickly stabbed him in the back and put him to death after his first scanning charge had a brain fart was cock blocked by some trees he managed to get a second one off and put the poor cat out of his misery. somewhere, far away a pudgy little tabby cat named Garfield let out a cry of joy as he'd successfully defended his lasagna from the cat Yummy menace. :dance:
after the introductions were interupted by an
Akihara put on an amazing show against two opponents
Following a short melee duel with Fate he completed the challenge and
Oh yeah
After he regained his composure he exited his trusty machine Road Bullet and as the field powered down the proctor informed him that he passed the exam.
atriotic:Onward to our last intrepid party member Virgil Cross who
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Icefish
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Well thanks a lot for that. Now what am I supposed to do in the thread?
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Last week, time and space pulled a double moebius reach-around and made the tower blip out of existance, dropping our motley crew in the infirmary. There they met Rayse, who was there to fill in the requisite "dude with a giant robot" slot (two more slots and we win anime bingo!). After that, it was time for entrance exams...though why they waited until AFTER shipping everyone to the island is something I'll never understand. Rayse fought some giant monsters and blew up a fake city. Akihiro fought some mages and broke the Danger Room. Virgil fought a Yummy and broke the other Danger Room. Kai fought some stuff offscreen and presumably broke his Danger Room as well. Now things are on hold while they try to fix the Danger Rooms. They really should consider building some better ones.
Typing this out on a phone is surprisingly difficult.
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Last week, time and space pulled a double moebius reach-around and made the tower blip out of existance, dropping our motley crew in the infirmary. There they met Rayse, who was there to fill in the requisite "dude with a giant robot" slot (two more slots and we win anime bingo!). After that, it was time for entrance exams...though why they waited until AFTER shipping everyone to the island is something I'll never understand. Rayse fought some giant monsters and blew up a fake city. Akihiro fought some mages and broke the Danger Room. Virgil fought a Yummy and broke the other Danger Room. Kai fought some stuff offscreen and presumably broke his Danger Room as well. Now things are on hold while they try to fix the Danger Rooms. They really should consider building some better ones.
Typing this out on a phone is surprisingly difficult.
did you like it Icefish, i think i'll handle things on this i think my problem was that i'm no good at summerizing non action sequences and so once the action got started i came into my own on it you can still pitch in with summaries of your own though if you want
After finishing up the exams for the day the academy staff told those who hadn't taken their exams yet to screw off and go home go to the interim dorms for the night. as Kai and Rayse made their way back out to their respective dorms they bumped into two young women (controlled by Kellie our new entrant) a former Dallas Cowboy cheer leader named Cassandra Larson, and Alexandra Anderson blind Mud bender (Water and Earth mixed) who herself didn't exactly stray from cute lolita archetype.
After a short conversation in which both guys got their phone numbers and walked away happy :rofl: got shot down more than a block of swiss cheese piloting a mustang fighter in WWII. The girls teleported to the interim dorms having previously been there during the sign in process. (Casssie's teleportation powers are dependent on her having been to a location at least once so she can designate it as a target) after a few hours Cassie got destracted by a light show coming from the Mecha dorm putting on a mock battle and went out to a small park on the concourse to check out the fireworks. Where she bumped into Kai who undressed her with his swords of manlieness! bumped into her blindly and confused her for a monster hacking her clothes to shreds in the process. :buttrock:
They decided to take a break and sit down on a bench after she magic'd up some clothing via telekinesis. During which time Kai tried but failed miserably to hit on her and ask her out after finding out she had a playboy photo shoot in the coming month. they had a constructive conversation about each other's hobbies and such and Kai abruptly remembered seeing her in the SI magazine Dallas Cowboys spotlight issue and drifted off into a fantasy about her. after a while Kai noticed she looked a little chilly so he offered her his interim dorm jacket before eventually offering to let her spend the night in his dorm room.
Meanwhile back Back at the ranch back at the interim dorms Alexis spent a bit of time wandering the halls annoyed by a particularly loud leaky water pipe. as she stumbled through the halls she heard a loud noise and found Rayse and Road bullet outside in the open air garden outside the building. He ziplined down from road bullet and did a spectacular zipline assisted face plant into her chest...:fappery: introduced himself.
After formal introductions and a little uncomfortable face groping Braile facial recognition and a load of hair grease. she made passed out for a a short time while did a little sleep walking sleep falling out of bed while dressed in one of Kai's spare outfits resulting in Kai getting a panty shot :fappery: . he resolved the situation and got her back in bed for the night as Rayse and Lexi went searching for the source of the annoying leak in which they found a small water pipe that got squished during the mock battle and simply needed a bit of spot welding.
After a short conversation in which
They decided to take a break and sit down on a bench after she magic'd up some clothing via telekinesis. During which time
Meanwhile back
After formal introductions and a little
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After some small scale plumbing repairs by Rayse, he took Alexis back to her room and returned to his room for the night.
The next morning after Kai has a mixed morning from waking up next to Cassie to getting chewed out by a member of shinkenger dorm's prefect squad before squaring off with Cassie in the battle royal and promptly getting his ass kicked by Cassie. (Karma is a major bitch)
Lessons learned include "Don't **** with a girl wielding a giant multi bladed Boomerang," "Never underestimate a girl." and "Never mess with a girl who has a chance of facing you in sentai powered combat,"
After some small scale plumbing repairs by Rayse, he took Alexis back to her room and returned to his room for the night.
The next morning after Kai has a mixed morning from waking up next to Cassie to getting chewed out by a member of shinkenger dorm's prefect squad before squaring off with Cassie in the battle royal and promptly getting his ass kicked by Cassie. (Karma is a major bitch)
Lessons learned include "Don't **** with a girl wielding a giant multi bladed Boomerang," "Never underestimate a girl." and "Never mess with a girl who has a chance of facing you in sentai powered combat,"
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