It wasn't a reference so much as me calling you a whiny little girl, but sure, we can go with that. Also, here's a thing.
So once, there was this guy. His mom died when he was little and his dad was a dick, or maybe his dad died and his mom was a bitch. Hell, maybe they were both assholes and died. Point is, no one's allowed to have happy, living parents in these things...plus I made a bet with a guy I know that I could cram as many cliches in here as I possibly could, and I'll be damned if I lose my five bucks over an internet game. In any event, he grew up on the streets. Not The Streets mind you, this boy isn't the new <insert rapper name here>. As an orphan on the streets, he had essentially two options: die, or resort to crime. Since this isn't a Dickens novel or A Modest Proposal, he went with the crime. So the guy stole stuff for a living. Sometimes he stole just to get what he needed to survive, and sometimes he got paid to steal stuff. He was pretty good at it.
Of course, if that was the end of the story it'd be...well, it'd be trite and cliche as hell, not to mention it had nothing to do with the entire plot. So one night, the guy went to steal some stuff. Some bloke had offered him a lot of money to break into some dude's house and steal a bunch of papers. The guy (no, not The Guy) broke into the dude's house and took the papers. Unfortunately, the dude had a kickass security system and the guy got caught. Turns out the dude was, in fact, a Very Important Person and the papers were, in fact, Very Important Documents related to a Very Important Institution.
Now the guy was facing having to spend the rest of his life in prison. The bad kind of prison. The kind where you leave in black bags. Yeah, that kind. Needless to say, he wasn't keen on that idea. Fortunately, the Very Important Person was surprisingly impressed by the guy's skills. The two of them made a deal. The Very Important Person would get the guy out of prison and have his record cleared, and in return the guy would go to the Very Important Institution. This was legal and worked because of....reasons. Which brings us to "now," whenever now actually is.
Everything you just read is a serious, legitimate character bio, except for the parts that aren't.