Captain Shark
Member of the Doomcock Army, w/o respect we reject
Time for the big anniversary series aka Gokaiger.
"So what is so special here?"
Thanks to the garbage new character limit this hinders the plot synopsis shtick.... Which is why for Gokaiger specifically I am going to do one episode per post!
"Wait what?"
Yes!
"But opinions when?"
After episodes 17, 34, and the end. The movie will be covered between eps 23 and 24.
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Episode 1:
YES, TV-NIHON! Green lasers come from the sky, the narrator noting this is Earth's greatest crisis! Ignoring the time an esper witch queen from another dimension invaded for having warped ideas of beauty, the time the anti-bio particle robots arrived, the time Gozma almost ate it, the time mutants tried to alter every animal for experimentation, the time Vulgyre almost achieved immortality, the time that other group of reality warpers came to have petty squabbles, the time Satan woke up, the time a mechanical alien dragon almost blew everything up of martial arts tribes, the time Bomber almost destroyed the sun, the time Exhaust had a biker gang ravage everything, the time a pirate controlled planet eater woke up, the time the embodiment of negative energy showed up, the time Gien likely wrecked Toei's tokusatsu continuity so bad Decade had to unite some dimensions, the time nihilistic alien ninjas showed up, the time machines from another dimension almost polluted the tar out of it, or when the Gedoushu almost flooded the Earth with a limbo realm of negative emotion blood water. But hey, maybe THIS alien invasion can compare! The Zangyack, who are on the verge of conquering the galaxy (where are the Space Sheriffs?) via destructive rampages to bring humans into despair. However, with love, dreams, and peace the previous 34 sentai teams show up to say no with their fists. Lets just assume Peebo came back for the Biomen, the Zyurangers were allowed back on Earth by DaiZyuZin, the Timerangers trained for this event in their history, Tetom gave the Gaoranger powers back after living on the Moon, and the Engines came back when contacted by their Go-Onger partners.... And I just noticed Dragon Ranger and Abarekiller are in there, maybe GaoGod did more afterlife revival shenanigans here. Anyway, the teams charge into what would become the Legendary Great War. This is cool although only the Gaorangers get a group shot, really odd. The Zangyack ships go laser happy after the gormins are slaughtered, Aka Red tells them to unite their power so all of the rangers turn into balls of light to ram into ships, blowing them up. However, their power faded into deep space and the battle faded into legend (probably the robot kurokos from Hurricanger). Time passed, we see a space ship called Gokai Galleon, on it a bird named Navi senses Earth approaching aka the galaxy's most precious treasure. The pirates aboard are interested in this galactic treasure (probably a metaphor since a ton of empires and creatures were fended off over the decades). Minor debate on Earth being a backwater world is mentioned, but their captain says it will be worth it as his right hand touches keys that look like past rangers. Suddenly, Zangyack ships show up, the captain has them fight. Que the theme song!
Gokai Galleon moves forward, a zugormin wants the bounty on their heads and has them fire. Galleon Cannons from the side and the sword on the bow cause damage during the attack when it transforms into Gokaioh, slashing and shooting things up! First sentai series to not show the robot formation sequence during the introduction. Once the ships are gone, Gokai Galleon heads to Tokyo, anchors down, and the pirates introduce themselves wondering where the galaxy's greatest treasure is. The citizens have no idea what they are talking about including Pink embarassing some random dude with glasses. Yellow asks what to do, Red says they should eat. Green points out they have no currency so Yellow has to sell one of her rings. Meanwhile, the Zangyack send another wave, this time commanded by their admiral, Warz Gil, who wants to show off their fleet's might. He is informed the advanced team was destroyed and demands records of what happend. He mentions the Gokaigers, saying they are but flies, Damaras points out that is stupid which gets hm super angry in a comedic way. At a jewler they get 10 million for the ring, Yellow notes it is a loan and she wants interest. Red sends them to a Snack Safari not unlike the one from Sun Vulcan. Blue wonders how they will find the treasure just before the food is served.... And debris flies into the restaurant. The money is ruined which causes Yellow to freak out. Zangyack ships attack, Green noting the Gigant Horse, the flagship, is leading them. This indicates they are serious about planetary conquest. Red tells them to get back to the Gokai Galleon.
Gormins lead by zugormins and a guy named Shikabanen are unleashed for mayhem and beating people up. Never knew staffs worked like RPGs. Pink is horrified by Shikabanen attacking a teacher with small kids. The Gokaigers comment that, like their planet, Earth might become Zangyack territory. Shikabanen is about to shoot when Red decides to shoot first. The five walk forward in slow motion as Shikabanen notes they are wanted. He wants them to leave, but they refuse, giving speeches before transforming and doing intros. Cutlasses and flintlocks are used in the grunt smackdown. The teacher thinks they are the 35th sentai team- oh hey they use grappling hooks! Plus this is well done stunt and wire work, dayum! Blue uses swords to slice rocket propelled grenade shots being the main highlight although Yellow using wires with two swords was neat too. After that they transform into the Gorengers, the teacher telling her students this whle wondering how. The Gorenger Hurricane is used to create a dump truck the sucks up hilariously dumbfounded gormins and drives off. The zugormins attack, demonstrating their jumping powers while the Gokaigers become the Shinkengers followed by the Magirangers- HAHAHAHA MAGI BLUE AND MAGIYELLOW ARE GENDERBENT! Elemental powers finish them off, leaving only Shikabanen for an all out assault. The Gokaigers turn back to normal to go slice happy followed by the Final Waaaaaaave which is all five throwing energy cutters via their cutlasses, destroying Shikabanen. Yellow is bummed they are hunted by the Zangyack now while the teacher and children thank them. Only Pink cares about this while Red says they can repay them with new rice curry. Green ends the episode telling the children they do not need to thank them. Not a bad ending theme, amusing when Liveman gets mention Blue is kissed by a dolphin. Nxt episode shows Navi mentioning a human in black and the first kaiju battle of the series.
Shikabanen: Powers include an energy rifle, shoulder lasers, and body rockets
"So what is so special here?"
Thanks to the garbage new character limit this hinders the plot synopsis shtick.... Which is why for Gokaiger specifically I am going to do one episode per post!
"Wait what?"
Yes!
"But opinions when?"
After episodes 17, 34, and the end. The movie will be covered between eps 23 and 24.
=================================================
Episode 1:
YES, TV-NIHON! Green lasers come from the sky, the narrator noting this is Earth's greatest crisis! Ignoring the time an esper witch queen from another dimension invaded for having warped ideas of beauty, the time the anti-bio particle robots arrived, the time Gozma almost ate it, the time mutants tried to alter every animal for experimentation, the time Vulgyre almost achieved immortality, the time that other group of reality warpers came to have petty squabbles, the time Satan woke up, the time a mechanical alien dragon almost blew everything up of martial arts tribes, the time Bomber almost destroyed the sun, the time Exhaust had a biker gang ravage everything, the time a pirate controlled planet eater woke up, the time the embodiment of negative energy showed up, the time Gien likely wrecked Toei's tokusatsu continuity so bad Decade had to unite some dimensions, the time nihilistic alien ninjas showed up, the time machines from another dimension almost polluted the tar out of it, or when the Gedoushu almost flooded the Earth with a limbo realm of negative emotion blood water. But hey, maybe THIS alien invasion can compare! The Zangyack, who are on the verge of conquering the galaxy (where are the Space Sheriffs?) via destructive rampages to bring humans into despair. However, with love, dreams, and peace the previous 34 sentai teams show up to say no with their fists. Lets just assume Peebo came back for the Biomen, the Zyurangers were allowed back on Earth by DaiZyuZin, the Timerangers trained for this event in their history, Tetom gave the Gaoranger powers back after living on the Moon, and the Engines came back when contacted by their Go-Onger partners.... And I just noticed Dragon Ranger and Abarekiller are in there, maybe GaoGod did more afterlife revival shenanigans here. Anyway, the teams charge into what would become the Legendary Great War. This is cool although only the Gaorangers get a group shot, really odd. The Zangyack ships go laser happy after the gormins are slaughtered, Aka Red tells them to unite their power so all of the rangers turn into balls of light to ram into ships, blowing them up. However, their power faded into deep space and the battle faded into legend (probably the robot kurokos from Hurricanger). Time passed, we see a space ship called Gokai Galleon, on it a bird named Navi senses Earth approaching aka the galaxy's most precious treasure. The pirates aboard are interested in this galactic treasure (probably a metaphor since a ton of empires and creatures were fended off over the decades). Minor debate on Earth being a backwater world is mentioned, but their captain says it will be worth it as his right hand touches keys that look like past rangers. Suddenly, Zangyack ships show up, the captain has them fight. Que the theme song!
Gokai Galleon moves forward, a zugormin wants the bounty on their heads and has them fire. Galleon Cannons from the side and the sword on the bow cause damage during the attack when it transforms into Gokaioh, slashing and shooting things up! First sentai series to not show the robot formation sequence during the introduction. Once the ships are gone, Gokai Galleon heads to Tokyo, anchors down, and the pirates introduce themselves wondering where the galaxy's greatest treasure is. The citizens have no idea what they are talking about including Pink embarassing some random dude with glasses. Yellow asks what to do, Red says they should eat. Green points out they have no currency so Yellow has to sell one of her rings. Meanwhile, the Zangyack send another wave, this time commanded by their admiral, Warz Gil, who wants to show off their fleet's might. He is informed the advanced team was destroyed and demands records of what happend. He mentions the Gokaigers, saying they are but flies, Damaras points out that is stupid which gets hm super angry in a comedic way. At a jewler they get 10 million for the ring, Yellow notes it is a loan and she wants interest. Red sends them to a Snack Safari not unlike the one from Sun Vulcan. Blue wonders how they will find the treasure just before the food is served.... And debris flies into the restaurant. The money is ruined which causes Yellow to freak out. Zangyack ships attack, Green noting the Gigant Horse, the flagship, is leading them. This indicates they are serious about planetary conquest. Red tells them to get back to the Gokai Galleon.
Gormins lead by zugormins and a guy named Shikabanen are unleashed for mayhem and beating people up. Never knew staffs worked like RPGs. Pink is horrified by Shikabanen attacking a teacher with small kids. The Gokaigers comment that, like their planet, Earth might become Zangyack territory. Shikabanen is about to shoot when Red decides to shoot first. The five walk forward in slow motion as Shikabanen notes they are wanted. He wants them to leave, but they refuse, giving speeches before transforming and doing intros. Cutlasses and flintlocks are used in the grunt smackdown. The teacher thinks they are the 35th sentai team- oh hey they use grappling hooks! Plus this is well done stunt and wire work, dayum! Blue uses swords to slice rocket propelled grenade shots being the main highlight although Yellow using wires with two swords was neat too. After that they transform into the Gorengers, the teacher telling her students this whle wondering how. The Gorenger Hurricane is used to create a dump truck the sucks up hilariously dumbfounded gormins and drives off. The zugormins attack, demonstrating their jumping powers while the Gokaigers become the Shinkengers followed by the Magirangers- HAHAHAHA MAGI BLUE AND MAGIYELLOW ARE GENDERBENT! Elemental powers finish them off, leaving only Shikabanen for an all out assault. The Gokaigers turn back to normal to go slice happy followed by the Final Waaaaaaave which is all five throwing energy cutters via their cutlasses, destroying Shikabanen. Yellow is bummed they are hunted by the Zangyack now while the teacher and children thank them. Only Pink cares about this while Red says they can repay them with new rice curry. Green ends the episode telling the children they do not need to thank them. Not a bad ending theme, amusing when Liveman gets mention Blue is kissed by a dolphin. Nxt episode shows Navi mentioning a human in black and the first kaiju battle of the series.
Shikabanen: Powers include an energy rifle, shoulder lasers, and body rockets