Hey, we "Yanks" talk normal!
Then how come Chips are "French Fries" (when they're not even French), and how come Crisps are "Potato Chips"?
Plus why do you call homeless people "Bums", and why is your bum your "Butt"?
"COR!! She has a nice bum!!"
"Dude, she doesn't have a bum!!"
"What are you talking about mate?!!"
"There's no bum walking with her"
"Eh?"
The way you guys play football is different. Oh wait, you guys call it "Soccer".
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
"Sure"
"Great, coz I need to take a bath"
"You can't take a bath in the bathroom"
"Why not? It's a bathroom!!"