Boy dies after masturbating... 42 times...

[dchoc]

Masturbation Horror Stories...

 

[arnoldmcguire335]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

@Afro What I thought... GaoGaiGar Style :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[Bolt]

If this story even has a shred of credibility, the cause of death was most likely a hemorrhage, blood clot or other cardio-circulatory complication stemming from the priapistic pleasure marathon. It most certainly wouldn't have been dehydration. C'mon, people...

 

[Sentaifan'07 Xman]

All the more reasons why I "pet my trouser snake" 3 times a day.

 

[JFC]

^

Fuckin' hell.

 

[KRBlack]

At least this story had a happy ending

 

[Monoblade]

If this story even has a shred of credibility, the cause of death was most likely a hemorrhage, blood clot or other cardio-circulatory complication stemming from the priapistic pleasure marathon. It most certainly wouldn't have been dehydration. C'mon, people...

Anyone theorizing dehydration has obviously never been there or done that. After a certain number of times, you have dry fires.

 

[KRBlack]

^ epic first post

 

[Bolt]

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[VengeanceGOD]

I never thought I'd go this way, but I always kinda hoped.