Vampires Suck Movie Trailer

[UkiyaSeed]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38LMVNzqKtI&feature=topvideos[/ame]
This is one vampire film I should watch!

 

[MagiPink]

And I was just talking about this with my friends. I'm going to see this one. And how come...I can definitely visualize a fan girl smacking another with a shovel actually happening.

 

[KAGEKI]

Wow, this might actually be the first Vampire movie I'm looking forward to see since Blade Trinity.

 

[FlashNeko]

Oh god, who keeps letting people make these damned movies and why have they not been dealt with?

 

[KAGEKI]

Oh god, who keeps letting people make these damned movies and why have they not been dealt with?

Normally, I agree with you. But, I feel that this is well-deserved.

 

[FlashNeko]

Normally, I agree with you. But, I feel that this is well-deserved.

If it was a straight-up parody/deconstruction/mocking of the concepts of Twilight itself, sure.

However, like all these people's damned movies, it'll just have some Twilight-ish jokes and an unending stream of other random recent movies/culture jokes that make no sense and aren't very funny and GODDAMNIT THESE THINGS NEED TO GO AWAY AND LET SOMEONE WHO CAN DO GOOD PARODY GET A CHANCE AT IT! :sparta!: