The Viewing Globe: Knight is easy with eyes closed.

[Blade Dancer]

Wow, I read Kageki's post, then then read Ryuu's as saying "I love pornography". :shakefist

Ok, bedtime now. :laugh:

 

[Forever Knight]

I just want to be able to make a living writing...preferably comic books...

Is that too much to ask?

Yes it is.

I want a busty brunette waiting for me whenever I get home from work but that doesn't happen either.

Insomnia is a bitch.

Try masturbating twice and you should be good.

I graduated from my Culinary course and have a bunch of certificates...and nothing. It also sucks when they want "3-5 years experience".

This is why I consider myself lucky. No college, no debt, no loans and I'm making some nice dinero.

 

[KAGEKI]

Try masturbating twice and you should be good.

That's the thing, when I do that and go to sleep; I dream about some hot pornstar jerking me off. Then I wake up in the middle of the night; cumming my pants. Then, it's hard (no pun intended) for me to go back to sleep.

 

[Quark]

 

[Mr. Underachiever]

Nail Polish Remover?

:hmm:

Try masturbating twice and you should be good.

You know what's a really fun game? Taking three Excedrin PMs and seeing if you can jack off before you fall asleep.

You always win, which is the fun part.

 

[KAGEKI]

Don't tell me you took everything I said seriously?

 

[Vash the Stampede]

So me and a friend get into a convo about things that guys and girls can and can't do. Somehow, she changes the convo to something about girls peeing, and I say that I know a few that can do it standing up. And all of a sudden I can't "Have a convo without sounding like a perv".

The hell, man?

 

[Kenori]

You should totally be gay...

 

[Vash the Stampede]

Nah, I like vagina too much.

A girl grinding on your junk at a club? Hot. A guy grinding on your junk at a club? That don't look right.

 

[Quark]

But how does it feel?