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The Power Rangers would DESTROY the Ninja Turtles. C'mon.
Hearing Fran Drescher moan in bed? That's a loss.
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OverdrivePrime said:You are clearly an insane person. Ignore, for a moment, the fact that Fran Drescher is pretty fucking hot. Any man worth his Y Chromosome would take extra time and care while in bed with Fran Drescher just for the absolutely fucking hilarious sounds you could get her to make. It'd be worth recording and setting up your own sound board. Good god, the potential for awesome is off the gorram charts. You fail at basic male ingenuity sir. :170:
Anyway, if it was the Eastman & Laird Ninja Turtles vs the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, the power rangers wouldn't stand a chance. There'd be some amusing hand to hand fighting for a minute or two, but the rangers would be severely cut up and beaten down. Sure, they'd call on the Zords, but that really wouldn't do much.
How do you chase after 5 actual ninjas, a crazed vigilante and a hot reporter with a giant robot? You don't. By the time the rangers realized that the turtles weren't about to engage in a stand-up fight against a magical giant robot, the Turtles, Casey and Splinter would playing piñata with Zordon's containment tube while Alpha's body staggers around the background looking for his head.
I agree with everything this man says, even if that isn't the picture of Fran Drescher I would have picked to make my point