Power Rangers vs. TMNT

I'm thinking the power ranger would certainly win because it's there's about 50 times as many rangers as there are Ninja Turtles. They could simply gang up on the turtles big time.
 
I'm thinking that this was a loaded question from the beginning because this is a Power Rangers forum.
 
What if it was a fight between all the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from different universes and every team of Power Rangers who would win then?
 
Hearing Fran Drescher moan in bed? That's a loss.

You are clearly an insane person. Ignore, for a moment, the fact that Fran Drescher is pretty fucking hot. Any man worth his Y Chromosome would take extra time and care while in bed with Fran Drescher just for the absolutely fucking hilarious sounds you could get her to make. It'd be worth recording and setting up your own sound board. Good god, the potential for awesome is off the gorram charts. You fail at basic male ingenuity sir. :170:


Anyway, if it was the Eastman & Laird Ninja Turtles vs the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, the power rangers wouldn't stand a chance. There'd be some amusing hand to hand fighting for a minute or two, but the rangers would be severely cut up and beaten down. Sure, they'd call on the Zords, but that really wouldn't do much.
How do you chase after 5 actual ninjas, a crazed vigilante and a hot reporter with a giant robot? You don't. By the time the rangers realized that the turtles weren't about to engage in a stand-up fight against a magical giant robot, the Turtles, Casey and Splinter would playing piñata with Zordon's containment tube while Alpha's body staggers around the background looking for his head.
 
This:
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That crossover was ok
 
Zords would severly tip the scale in the Ranger's favor, but we're not counting those. That's not really... the Rangers then, but their arsenal.

I have to admit tho, it's hard to come up with a team of Rangers that could take down the Turtles. More Ranger teams are pretty green and the Turtles more often than not are a well oiled machine of ass kicking and function best while fighting as a team.

I could pick an all-star team of Rangers that could take out a Turtle team, but through the ages, I don't think I can think of a team of Rangers that could take down the Turtles.

Jason and Tommy alone is one serious fucking team right there tho. I'd put money on them over the 80's Turtle team and maaaybe the current. I wouldn't put money on them beating the OG comic Turtles tho.
 
OverdrivePrime said:
You are clearly an insane person. Ignore, for a moment, the fact that Fran Drescher is pretty fucking hot. Any man worth his Y Chromosome would take extra time and care while in bed with Fran Drescher just for the absolutely fucking hilarious sounds you could get her to make. It'd be worth recording and setting up your own sound board. Good god, the potential for awesome is off the gorram charts. You fail at basic male ingenuity sir. :170:


Anyway, if it was the Eastman & Laird Ninja Turtles vs the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, the power rangers wouldn't stand a chance. There'd be some amusing hand to hand fighting for a minute or two, but the rangers would be severely cut up and beaten down. Sure, they'd call on the Zords, but that really wouldn't do much.
How do you chase after 5 actual ninjas, a crazed vigilante and a hot reporter with a giant robot? You don't. By the time the rangers realized that the turtles weren't about to engage in a stand-up fight against a magical giant robot, the Turtles, Casey and Splinter would playing piñata with Zordon's containment tube while Alpha's body staggers around the background looking for his head.

I agree with everything this man says, even if that isn't the picture of Fran Drescher I would have picked to make my point.

Let's also not forget that Donatello is a crazed super-genius that has forgotten more about science and technology than Billy will ever learn; I don't see it being that difficult for him to create some sort of giant turtle robot with a Megazord for each limb and the destructive capacity of Satan's penis... or disabling the Power Rangers' with an improvised EMP, whichever is easier.
 
I think the 2003 turtles might stand a good chance of beating a ranger team, actually.

Especially if you factor in the powers, weapons, and gear they get in seasons like Lost Episodes, and Fast Foreword.
 

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