penguins to vampires

Y'know they ought to make a movie about a penguin vegan vampire that sparkles in the sunlight, that can become a werewolf, and has a giant robot.
 
"Take Vampire movies. Why are they always set in L.A. or Mexico? They can't even get a tan! If I was a bloodsucker, I'd move to the North Pole. Winter's one long night..."

"Yeah, and what would ya eat? Suck blood from penguins?"

"Nah, eskimos, man, eskimos."
 

I bet it'll be like eating a freezie :laugh:
 
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