penguins to vampires

Y'know they ought to make a movie about a penguin vegan vampire that sparkles in the sunlight, that can become a werewolf, and has a giant robot.
 
"Take Vampire movies. Why are they always set in L.A. or Mexico? They can't even get a tan! If I was a bloodsucker, I'd move to the North Pole. Winter's one long night..."

"Yeah, and what would ya eat? Suck blood from penguins?"

"Nah, eskimos, man, eskimos."
 
"Take Vampire movies. Why are they always set in L.A. or Mexico? They can't even get a tan! If I was a bloodsucker, I'd move to the North Pole. Winter's one long night..."

"Yeah, and what would ya eat? Suck blood from penguins?"

"Nah, eskimos, man, eskimos."

I bet it'll be like eating a freezie :laugh:
 

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