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...Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on Fox Movies right now.

It stars David Hasselhof in the title role.

If you want a primer on how to make a horrible, horrible film, tune in. Please.
 
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got that when I saw Btman and Robin, but Nick Fury pretty damn close
 
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Tenraisenpuujin said:
...Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on Fox Movies right now.

It stars David Hasselhof in the title role.

If you want a primer on how to make a horrible, horrible film, tune in. Please.

I had a feeling that movie was a big ball of suck. Nice to know I was right.
 
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Tenraisenpuujin said:
...Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on Fox Movies right now.

It stars David Hasselhof in the title role.

If you want a primer on how to make a horrible, horrible film, tune in. Please.


:laugh:

I remember this movie. It was so horrible. So lame. Close to 2004's The Punisher.

But Lisa Rinna is hot.

Also, I heard there was a TV movie "Fantastic Four" and some people said that the movie was terrible. I'm glad I didn't see the movie. :laugh:
 
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ForeverRed said:
:laugh:

I remember this movie. It was so horrible. So lame. Close to 2004's The Punisher.

Hey! I liked The Punisher. :sweat: The only thing I would've gotten rid of was all the crap with his neighbors.
 
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pffft please....the nick fury movie is nothing compaired to the likes of Manos: Hand of Fate, or Plan 9 From Outer Space.
 
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Akiyama said:
pffft please....the nick fury movie is nothing compaired to the likes of Manos: Hand of Fate, or Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Hey now! Plan 9 from outer Space is a brilliant Cold War tale set against a futurisitic backdrop, not it's fault Ed Wood had $6 to make the film!
 
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I've never seen those movies but I'm pretty sure they couldn't even touch Zardoz.

zardoz.jpg


Yep. That's Sean Connery... wearing a diaper... And go-go boots... Wielding a gun... What can I say? It was the 1970s.

Famous Zardoz movie quote: "The gun is good. The penis is evil." No, I'm not making this up.
 
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