Kill the person above you

Man, this is a dark thread. I love it.

Tie subject up and force them to watch "Pauly Shore is Dead". Ten minutes in, they're at the pearly gates. Repeat with world.
 
Filled with the power of the evil Techno Hado, I supercharge a fireball and blast you into a strange alternate dimension that seems to be a non-stop rave. Your head starts to spin from the bizarre pulsating colors and pounding bass vibrations. You try to shift into a guard position, but suddenly have no idea where I've gone! There's just all these damn raver kids all over the place, dancing to no beat but their own. And the glow sticks! They're everywhere!
The DJ switches up the music to [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A8xOez_CLw"]Apotheosis' O Fortuna[/ame] remix, and feel a hot pulse of energy erupt from somewhere near by. All of a sudden, I blink into existence right in front of you and begin to wail on you with a chained combo of punches, knee strikes and elbows that you can't help but appreciate for the sheer artistry and expert timing to the music.

You start to fight back, and it looks like I'm enjoying myself to a ridiculous degree. Punch/parry/kick/dodge/counter - you can't help but feel that some cosmic action movie fight choreographer is using this as his master thesis.

Finally, as the music rises to crescendo it become apparent that I was holding back. I snag glow sticks from the nearby raver kids and with every beat stab you with one of the luminescent plastic rods, leaving it in your body as I grab the next one. With the final thunderous beat, I slam a glow stick into each of of your temples with a double hammer strike, causing them to explode together inside your skull. The light spills out from your eyes, and you collapse to the floor... doomed to be reanimated as a ravekid zombie. :O_O:

heres one for ya'

rip's OverdrivePrime's spine out of his ass, replaces it with raw meat, throws you in a pool full of Tiger Sharks, not the species but an actual crossbreed of a Tiger and Shark, they are trained to remove every limb on your body but not kill you. as you look up you see me, holding a spear tipped with a DVD copy of Bratz, i leap into the pool strkeing the heart,i whisper "Naughty Lupine huh?", as we both sink in to the abyss.

:thumbs:

Now that's what I'm talkin' about! :castlerock::buttrock:
"Naughty Lupine!" :laugh:
 

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