Take you out on a picnic and drug your food. The poison knocks you out for a few hours, which allows me time to drag you to a warehouse where I tie you down on a cold metal table.
When you wake up, I immediately take a scalpel or a rusty saw and slice down your chest and crack open your rib cage. While you're still somewhat alive, I take the scalpel and poke at your individual organs while you watch. I take a long black rod and shove it up your underside. I continue the prodding.
After the prodding, if you're still alive, I'll take your intestines and shoves them down your throat, having you choke on your own bodily organs and then cut the rest of you up for my dinuguan. :]
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