I banged the one I love 'cause I'm sexy like that

"I slept with a crack head because I'm good in bed."

I hope that crack headed lady was hot looking. :disappoin


Well she was....

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I slapped a mop because I like weed.


It's amazing how something that would normally make no sense at all (slapping a mop) ends up being perfectly understandable when weed is involved... :laugh:
 
"I needed a ninja because I'm crazy like that."

Lemme think about it for a sec...yeah. Sounds just about right.:thumbs:
 

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