I banged the one I love 'cause I'm sexy like that

[imadestroyer]

I banged a condom because I love weed.

 

[Synch]

oh good god

I banged the trojan man because im good in bed

 

[Inui Takumi]

I killed yo momma cuz Im good in bed.

fa sho. :castlerock:

 

[Ikusa]

I smoked with the cookie monster, because I'm sexy like that.

The munchies might explain his unatural obsession with cookies.

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[GekiDan]

I need a hobo because I'm a mental retard.

I definitely blame this thing with my shirt.
btw, what is a hobo?

 

[Daikamonohashi]

btw, what is a hobo?

A homeless person. The oldschool hobo was a rambler, going about the countryside with his sack and riding on freight trains. Nowadays they sleep on city streets and panhandle. Noth varieties generally dress fairly shabbily and tend not to shower for reasons beyond their control.

 

[Barashin]

I needed a mexican because i love weed

Orale Holmes!!

 

[KamenGrappler]

I need a rockstar because I love weed.

Well, one of those statements is true.

 

[Forgotten Transformation]

I robbed a rock star because I love weed :sly:

 

[Milky Rose]

I ran naked with a retard because I am crazy like that


And the sad part? My friends would vote me most likely to do that. :laugh: