I banged the one I love 'cause I'm sexy like that

[VengeanceGOD]

I needed...a hippo...because I love weed?

Riiiiiiiight.

 

[Seventeen]

I ran shirt less with a bag of weed because that hobo stole my taco.

:laugh:

 

[Aoiblue]

I killed a mop cause im crazy like that.

XD

 

[ultrared]

I slapped my crush because i have AMAZING boobs


....ok

 

[KR Hyper Kabuto]

I smoked with a condom because I am crazy like that.

0_o

 

[Punk]

I slapped my crush because i have AMAZING boobs


....ok

I didn't know Pamela Anderson joined HJU. Welcome! :loltongue:

 

[bluesilver12]

I kissed the one I love because I'm good in bed?

 

[Wheatley]

"I slept with a crack head because I'm good in bed."

I hope that crack headed lady was hot looking. :disappoin

 

[DangerDang]

I slapped a hippo because I'm crazy like that.

Aw, man. That one made sense.

 

[The 2nd Evil]

I smoked with a sexy B0YY because the gummy bears raped me.

Well, we grieve in our own way, I guess...