Clearly I'm too jaded, all I can do is see that and think the dialogue should have been this:
Gackt: Huh? What the he-
Double: So Gackt, where's my song now? Well, our song. But you know what I mean. Er, I mean, what we mean... okay, this is harder than I thought...
Gackt: Oh, uh... gotta go! I think I need to record a song for that giant Gundam statue, you know? Stay the Ride or Decade or whatever the hell avex decided the title is and... wait... what's going on... no... noo... nosjadjaskdjksjdkjsdjkajsdhja snjfafovjfosfewjorfdljfjeljfmefvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvoooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmsssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Double: Ha! Blade ain't got nothing on me! Well, us. Dammit Philip, which one's it going to be?
Double: ...Let's seal Tsukasa next!