Food at its worst.

Oh and I just have to add a couple links to your thread, cause this always gets people going. ;)

http://guanabee.com/2008/11/nom-nom-semen-recipes
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

The collection seems genuinely interesting to me, I did not know there would be enough recipes to fill a book.

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WHOLY MACARONIES!!!

EEEW!!! That is so disgusting! I will not eat nor drink that recipe filled with spermatogonia/sperm cells, prostatic fluids, and white blood cells.

THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING RECIPE OF I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!

Makes me wanna puke :sick:
 
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Dude! That huge picture is kinda irritating on the eyes

O_O

I...I...just...can't! It's still alive! *big puppy eyes with tears in them*

I think I'd have enough trouble KILLING an animal...which is so very hypocritical of me. But...I would do it.

But damn it I would do it FAST. NO PAIN.

And Barashin, Balut is so amateur :P
I think I'd try it.

would you try a live octopus? :anime:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fAs_DJCjG4[/ame]

How about Goat fetus?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi6eop4nDhw[/ame]

Maybe some dogg? Damn I'm getting hungry! :laugh:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iINeH7BpI5c[/ame]

I can really go all day here really :D
 
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The coldest chill ran down my spine after reading the first one. Now, I'm going to go sit in a dark corner and curl up into the fetal position for a tad bit.


Much like the word "epic" facepalming is now overly abused. Somebody needs to introduce you to the hide button.
 
Dude! That huge picture is kinda irritating on the eyes



would you try a live octopus? :anime:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fAs_DJCjG4

How about Goat fetus?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi6eop4nDhw

Maybe some dogg? Damn I'm getting hungry! :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iINeH7BpI5c

I can really go all day here really :D

*facepalm*

My goodness Dami-chan what's wrong with you with those?

I am vomitting a lot because of those. Ahem!
*gets a lot of trash buckets to catch all of the vomits and faints*

Much like the word "epic" facepalming is now overly abused. Somebody needs to introduce you to the hide button.

*executes your desire sir! Hide buttons initiated STAT!*

what is this odd food...? kimouchi warui! [fainted]

Same goes here Nanami-chan, I even got a lot of vomit after watching those horrible foods. :sick:

Great. That means if I wanted an icing on the cake, some naked guy will jerk off and cum all over it.

EEEEW!!! STOP!!!!
 
This thread is quite hilarious, especially that cooking with cum bit, well it is salty after all. I should try cooking one of those semen recipes and serve it at a party.


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I would like to point out an improper use of facepalm.jpg, you've been using that a lot the past day, you just found out about it correct?
 
This thread is quite hilarious, especially that cooking with cum bit, well it is salty after all. I should try cooking one of those semen recipes and serve it at a party.




I would like to point out an improper use of facepalm.jpg, you've been using that a lot the past day, you just found out about it correct?

facepalm.avif

No you wouldn't! Please don't serve it to the guests or anyone else.
You are eating sperm cells and white blood cells there.
I am not using improper facepalm.jpg. It is that I am using this for something disgusting. Even these dudes agrees with me if only they were here.

Using a lot of facepalms? Nope! I found it 14 days ago.
 
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I am not using improper facepalm.jpg. It is that I am using this for something disgusting. Even these dudes agrees with me if only they were here.

Using a lot of facepalms? Nope! I found it 14 days ago.

Actually yeah you are "doing it wrong". I know you probably don't think you are and you can use it for whatever you want like what you've been doing today, but it actually has an appropriate time to use it. Using facepalm incorrectly earns you a facepalm.

Well let me tell you what facepalm.jpg means then so you can use it properly from now on. Facepalming shows apathetic (lack of care or emotion) shame and disapproval. Not "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" or disgust. Lets use an example, this a proper usage of facepalm.jpg: Person A says a really bad and unfunny joke, or just something really stupid and ignorant. Person B posts a facepalm.jpg or even a facepalm.gif. Now this is an improper use of facepalm: Person A posts a gross and shocking picture, Person B posts facepalm.jpg. Now remember this and use facepalm at appropriate times

Now enough of this off topic chitchat. Carry on with your thread folks.
 
Actually yeah you are "doing it wrong". I know you probably don't think you are and you can use it for whatever you want like what you've been doing today, but it actually has an appropriate time to use it. Using facepalm incorrectly earns you a facepalm.

Well let me tell you what facepalm.jpg means then so you can use it properly from now on. Facepalming shows apathetic (lack of care or emotion) shame and disapproval. Not "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" or disgust. Lets use an example, this a proper usage of facepalm.jpg: Person A says a really bad and unfunny joke, or just something really stupid and ignorant. Person B posts a facepalm.jpg or even a facepalm.gif. Now this is an improper use of facepalm: Person A posts a gross and shocking picture, Person B posts facepalm.jpg. Now remember this and use facepalm at appropriate times

Now enough of this off topic chitchat. Carry on with your thread folks.


That indeed is not a funny joke Haitien. Eating or drinking Semen or a whole live octopus with goat fetus and the others just makes me go and vomit with all of those disgusting recipes or videos.

otherwise. this:
vomit.gif


EDIT: I am deeply sorry Dami-chan if ever your heart got peirced by my post for I was disgusted by these horrible recipes and videos. I am sorry and I call for peace between us.
 
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