Complaining About Toku Shows "In Production"

[Kamen Rider Cherry]

Inspired by this game I've found in the Ultimate Disney forum. Imagine if there was internet back in the 70s or 80, and everyone at all Toku-related forums such as this one were discussing them and complaining about "leaked" designs and "rumors". What would they be like?

Here are a few examples:

• While I find it great that they're bringing Sentai back (and with giant robots, even!), I don't think I want to watch this Battle Fever show. The suits look awful, especially the girl's. Seriously, HAIR?!
• What is up with Kamen Rider Amazon anyway? He looks like a weird humanoid crocodile! Everyone knows Kamen Riders should be based off bugs! I'm so not looking forward to this show!

 

[Shougo B'Stard]

-Masato Shimon/Ichiro Mizuki/Isao Sasaki/Akira Kushida singing the theme again!?!?!?! Bring back Hide Yuki or Ken Narita!

-How many shows is Kenji Ohba going to be in!?!!?! Does he have dirt on someone at Toei?

-Flash King is perfectly fine, why do they need this new robot!?! Gosh, I hope Sentai doesn't have more than one robot again.

-This Tetsuo Kurata looks like an anorexic kid. Gone are the days of Hiroshi Fujioka types.

-There will be a new Ultraman show, just you wait!

-How is Jiraiya a Metal Hero!?!? He looks nothing like the other guys.

-This Yellow Four actress -- whats-her-face, Yuki Yajima -- has "it," she's not only going to steal the show, but she'll be Japan's next big star.

-Wait, Kamen Rider has a car now -- and it's a ladybug!?!?!?!?!

 

[Shynilyte]

Some time after Ultraseven:

- This "Ultra Fight" is total suck. They didn't even build sets for this show!

• While I find it great that they're bringing Sentai back (and with giant robots, even!), I don't think I want to watch this Battle Fever show. The suits look awful, especially the girl's. Seriously, HAIR?!

Actually, back then, Battle Fever wasn't considered "bringing back" Sentai. Goranger and JAKQ weren't officially considered Sentai at the time, so Battle Fever was seen as the start of a franchise.

-This Tetsuo Kurata looks like an anorexic kid. Gone are the days of Hiroshi Fujioka types.

Sounds like a kind of complaint people still make nowadays.

-There will be a new Ultraman show, just you wait!

And later in the 90s (which did have internet)

-What kind of a name is "Tiga"? And why is there so much bluish purple on him?

 

[Kiryurules]

What? V3!? What, are Hongo and Ichimonji not GOOD enough any more? Stop milking the franchise, Toei!

 

[Painted_Outlaw]

Who's this guy with a giant "S" on his shirt? Is he trying to hide how ugly his suit is... A football top, really?!?!?!?!

 

[Kiryurules]

What's with this name, Black? Way to be racist Toei, and way to remove all colour and vibrancy from the suit.

This show is going to suck.

 

[cypsiman2]

Why does Red Mask love that stupid Miyo chick? She is dumb and boring, he should totally get together with Pink Mask; Takeru/Momoko OTP 4EVA!

 

[NateRiver]

Why the hell does Stronger have two forms?Are you really that desperate for money, Toei?It looks so different!

 

[Bad Wolf]

There are to many shows these days.

 

[Bigdog]

Why is Leo so horny?
Why is Ultraman 80 so happy around the children?
Why are the Dynaman so funny and chic?
Why is there no chick on Sun Vulcan ? Why is the swimming chick not the extra ranger, she's hot...
Why are there too many woman in Bioman?
Yellow Four's a butch, she'll never be popular with the male audiences.
Goggle Five? How about All Gay Five? Seriously ,death by fabric? Oh come on? Trying to rip of Voltron ya see?
Why does this Ultraman cartoon suck soo much? Damn you Hanna Barbera!!
Insert rant on Jetman being adapted as Power Rangers, then goes ape **** when Zyuranger is adapted instead.