I was replying to the thread question, but thanks for ruining my lame attempt at a joke.
Why? You wanna know why?! Because fucking FOX hates children. They wanted to turn fox into a channel for news shows so they could sell to fat businessmen snorting crack off a hooker's ass in their limos while they watched the O'reily factor on saturday mornings! That's why! They wanted to target a demographic so glutting the market that it makes the guy from American Psycho look like the poor kid everybody beat up and spit on in elementary school! Why, because those shitlicking asshat's in programming thought they could get away with putting any cheap **** on the air as long as it didn't offend the soccer mom's who wouldn't know what an orgasm was if it bit them on the clit! that's why. Don't ask why it became ****, do something about it...
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I think I just channeled Dennis Leary
Remember the good 'ole shows on Fox Kids like GOOD PR, Bobby's World, Spider-Man, X-Men, Batman: TAS, Eek the Cat, Terrible Thunder lizards, Tazmania, etc....
I miss FK.
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No, but seriously, not really. It had a lot of good shows, but I was more of a Kids WB/One Saturday Morning fan myself. :thumbs: