Your weird experiences in restaurants?

[Geki night]

Post your weird experience at restaurants here.

When I was eating at pizza hut we sat next to a group of teenaged girls. The entire night we had to hear various stories of them getting falling down drunk, passing out and puking. It wasn't a pleasant dining experience, I'll tell you.

 

[lazycoconut]

When I was living in London I went on a blind date with a guy who seemed to have no idea what appropriate social behaviour was. We met in a pub and then he wanted to go to Chinatown for dinner. He didn't like the first three restaurants we went to and at one of them he actually told the waiter that we weren't going to eat there because it looked "******* cheap." Finally we settled on somewhere. He wolfed down his own order in record time and then leaned across the table and started eating off MY plate! When I asked him to stop he said he had only suggested a Chinese restaurant because I am Chinese, then he went on for ages about everything he thinks is wrong with Chinese food and Chinese people. The evening ended with me giving him the slip and escaping in a taxi, but that was my weirdest ever restaurant experience :laugh:

 

[KAGEKI]

Last night, when I was at Sneaky Dees, I couldn't finish my second meal because earlier that day I had lunch that consisted nothing but pork meat. I think because of that, I couldn't eat anymore.

 

[Kamen Rider Emo]

I sneezed on my waitress.....Does that count for anything?

 

[Demi-Fiend]

Some high white guy gangster that I've never met asked me for my steak.

I said no.

 

[Kain]

Once while eating out somewhere I accidentally lightly smacked a waitress on the ass, and yes it was indeed an accident! Luckily she could tell it wasnt intentional and we all had a good laugh about it

 

[Vash the Stampede]

I was having dinner with my mom at Red Lobster once. She went to the bathroom before the waiter could take our orders. The waiter asked me:

"Sir, do you want me to wait for your wife?"

Um......ew?

 

[Demi-Fiend]

I was having dinner with my mom at Red Lobster once. She went to the bathroom before the waiter could take our orders. The waiter asked me:

"Sir, do you want me to wait for your wife?"

Um......ew?

...Yeah, that's always pleasant.

Is your mom hot?

 

[Vash the Stampede]

:redface2:

 

[Demi-Fiend]

It could be a good thing that he thought you were dating your mom. It probably means your mom is young looking and spry. My mom looked older then her older sister, a trait she got from her mom, who is 50 but looks worse then most 80 year olds, despite this, grandma still outlived mom. It's a sign of good health if she looks young. You should be grateful.