Worst D&D Session Evar - Dude Gets Stabbed.... For Reals.

[Tanuki]

Doesn't sound like we're dealing with the classiest bunch, so you never know. I mean, dicing apples for a pie? Who does that? They'll become sauce before good pie

 

[Faded.Memories]

I mean, dicing apples for a pie? Who does that? They'll become sauce before good pie

OMFG I LOVE YOU. :laugh:

 

[Tanuki]

I aim to please, from one chef to another

 

[SaikoDragon]

the asshat had it coming. Who the **** flirts with another girl with their GF sitting right there making a pie? The fat D&D dumbass had it coming. If you dont get a stabbing for that, what do you get one for? And I totally dig the "no Im not kicking the girl Im flirting with right in front of you out of the house cause Im a dungeon master HURRR"

 

[Faded.Memories]

Another thing: He REALLY could have talked to his gf about the whole issue in another room. Saying something as demeaning as that to her INFRONT of all his friends, to show off how manly he is? Yeah right. She shouldn't have stabbed him (even if she HAD), but she sure as hell should have knocked his fucking ass OUT.

 

[Tanuki]

most idiots don't do it conciously. I think he totally opened his mouth and stupidity poured out on it's own.

 

[OverdrivePrime]

the asshat had it coming. Who the **** flirts with another girl with their GF sitting right there making a pie? The fat D&D dumbass had it coming. If you dont get a stabbing for that, what do you get one for? And I totally dig the "no Im not kicking the girl Im flirting with right in front of you out of the house cause Im a dungeon master HURRR"

While you're welcome to sterotype all of us dice jockeys as obese, pizza faced outcasts, the guy in question is actually a pretty slender fellow.

But yes, the asshat totally had it coming.

 

[Bolt]

I didn't read any of that novella but I assume since he's a Dungeons and Dragons player that he had it coming.

 

[OverdrivePrime]

:shakefist

 

[SaikoDragon]

While you're welcome to sterotype all of us dice jockeys as obese, pizza faced outcasts, the guy in question is actually a pretty slender fellow.

Dammit stop ruining my stereotyping fun.