What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Sheesh, thought thread was 'bout Klondikes. The hell's a Klondike? o.o Every time I hear the word "Klondike", I'll be thinking hard gay lesbo underaged "ladys". Thanks a lot guys. :rolleyes2:
 
First off Keith has slept with the lesbians. I know this fact, sadly.

Wouldn't that make said girl keep slept with not a lesbian then? :sweat: Or after sleeping with Keith she became a lesbian? :laugh: :169:

Also on the subject with lesbians, its easier than you think to sleep with one :thumbs: Just get a hammer, hit yourself in the head with it until you are unconscious and just dream of all of the lesbian girls wanting you :laugh: It works for Jackie Chan :thumbs:


Anyway what would I do for a Klondike bar? Well I'd kidnap and torture any man, first I'd have a monster truck slowly run over their testicles, next cut off his own right arm and bitch slap him with it, then I'd give him papercuts on his eyes and eye lids, afterwards cutting off the eyelids so he can never close his eyes, then proceed to give him papercuts on his manhood, then cut off his manhood, fry it, put it in a hot dog bun and force him to eat it, then cut off his testicles, put it in a blender and make him drink it while a half man half cow licks him in the side of his face, then Ichi finishes him off after fapping, all of this being recorded on film :thumbs: All of it is worth it for a Klondike! :anime:

Thank you Ichi the Killer :169:
 
Wouldn't that make said girl keep slept with not a lesbian then? :sweat: Or after sleeping with Keith she became a lesbian? :laugh: :169:

Also on the subject with lesbians, its easier than you think to sleep with one :thumbs: Just get a hammer, hit yourself in the head with it until you are unconscious and just dream of all of the lesbian girls wanting you :laugh: It works for Jackie Chan :thumbs:


Anyway what would I do for a Klondike bar? Well I'd kidnap and torture any man, first I'd have a monster truck slowly run over their testicles, next cut off his own right arm and bitch slap him with it, then I'd give him papercuts on his eyes and eye lids, afterwards cutting off the eyelids so he can never close his eyes, then proceed to give him papercuts on his manhood, then cut off his manhood, fry it, put it in a hot dog bun and force him to eat it, then cut off his testicles, put it in a blender and make him drink it while a half man half cow licks him in the side of his face, then Ichi finishes him off after fapping, all of this being recorded on film :thumbs: All of it is worth it for a Klondike! :anime:

Thank you Ichi the Killer :169:
Dude.....too much!!!!!
 

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