What do guys want?

[Keith Justice]

I like what Akiyama said... I want a girl who vibes with me. Can see my joke, and one up it making us both laugh.

I want a woman who has a life of her own, so that she need not always be with me and my friends, but will always be there should I snap my fingers and for me to do the same in return.

Strong of spirit and heart, witty.. open minded to understand the things I love and have her own things so that I can learn more about her and what she loves.

I like first dates where in the initial eye contact you seem to know everything about each other and it makes you smirk at each other when you feel see the other one "gets it." I like sexual tension that practically funny, because you both know what the other is thinking and what the other wants and the only thing holding you two back is that people are looking.

And while I hate to say it, she has to be physically beautiful to my eyes. My visions of beauty tho are widely varied. But what ever it may be, I want to get lost in her vision and be able to just gaze forever and not get tired.

That.... is what I search for.

 

[KamenRiderZero]

Well said, boss man :buttrock:

 

[Duelist Strife]

Well said, boss man indeed.

 

[Black Ranger RX]

What Keith San said!! :thumbs:

Which is why I put "Must be friendly and easy to get on with.".

 

[Michael Joe Red Mask]

I like what Akiyama said... I want a girl who vibes with me. Can see my joke, and one up it making us both laugh.

I want a woman who has a life of her own, so that she need not always be with me and my friends, but will always be there should I snap my fingers and for me to do the same in return.

Strong of spirit and heart, witty.. open minded to understand the things I love and have her own things so that I can learn more about her and what she loves.

I like first dates where in the initial eye contact you seem to know everything about each other and it makes you smirk at each other when you feel see the other one "gets it." I like sexual tension that practically funny, because you both know what the other is thinking and what the other wants and the only thing holding you two back is that people are looking.

And while I hate to say it, she has to be physically beautiful to my eyes. My visions of beauty tho are widely varied. But what ever it may be, I want to get lost in her vision and be able to just gaze forever and not get tired.

That.... is what I search for.

Take me now, Keith! :buttrock:

 

[Bouken Black]

A russian chick named Svetlana who knows how to suck a mean ****. Just playing I like a girl who's educated and can sing, dance and works out.

 

[Bouken Black]

Speaking of jokes what did the elevator say to the other elevator?







































I think I'm coming down with something.

 

[Black Ranger RX]

Speaking of jokes what did the elevator say to the other elevator?






































I think I'm coming down with something.

Oh, I though he said "SPAM!!" :laugh:

 

[VengeanceGOD]

I want a woman who accepts me completely for what I am, who laughs and my jokes and finds my fatass sexy. (and is damn sexy herself, to boot!) Somebody who will get into my interests as long as I do the same (she gets into Toku, I get into ballroom dancing...not a pretty sight, but I'm trying. ). Someone who I can laugh with, cry with, and spend the rest of my days with completely happy with the world.

Good thing I already got that, huh?

So how much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
















About a buck an ear.

 

[Bolt]

If somebody starts another goddamn corny joke thread around here I'm going to poach my head.