Uwe Boll Siege

ZenMaster

Angry Zen Master
Determined to assault theaters with shitty movies, Uwe Boll returns with yet another video game inspired film, Dungeon Siege. Even though it has Kristanna Loken, Burt Reynolds, Jason Statham, Claire Forlani, John Rhys-Davies, Leelee Sobieski, and Matthew Lillard , it's still a Uwe Boll movie. I'm continually amazed that he's still making movies.
 
He used some kind of German tax loophole to get the funds to make his movies. Fortunately for us, that loophole has been fixed. :3

not completely, as he can still make them.

My problem lies more with the stars of his 'films' especially the ones that profess to gaming fans. What the hell are these people thinking? Aside from cashing a check that is.
 
Someone needs to make a game in which you kill Uwe Boll, and then Uwe Boll needs to be in his own movie adaptation of it... and someone "accidentally" puts a real bullet in whatever gun kills him instead of blanks.
 
It's true he is the greatest.... the greatest at sucking. Uwe Boll exists so that Paul Andersons films look 100X betteer by comparison.
 

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