Uwe Boll Siege

[ZenMaster]

Determined to assault theaters with shitty movies, Uwe Boll returns with yet another video game inspired film, Dungeon Siege. Even though it has Kristanna Loken, Burt Reynolds, Jason Statham, Claire Forlani, John Rhys-Davies, Leelee Sobieski, and Matthew Lillard , it's still a Uwe Boll movie. I'm continually amazed that he's still making movies.

 

[Shoichi]

I'm continually amazed that he's still making movies.

I'm amazed that there are even people willing to work with him. :laugh:

 

[amazonstorm]

What are the morons in Hollywood THINKING? Don't let this man make movies!?

 

[DigDoug]

What are the morons in Hollywood THINKING? Don't let this man make movies!?

He is somehow able to fund the making of his movies himself, so Hollywood has no power to stop him

 

[MikuRanger]

He is somehow able to fund the making of his movies himself, so Hollywood has no power to stop him

He used some kind of German tax loophole to get the funds to make his movies. Fortunately for us, that loophole has been fixed. :3

 

[JustAnotherBlueRanger]

He used some kind of German tax loophole to get the funds to make his movies. Fortunately for us, that loophole has been fixed. :3

not completely, as he can still make them.

My problem lies more with the stars of his 'films' especially the ones that profess to gaming fans. What the hell are these people thinking? Aside from cashing a check that is.

 

[VengeanceGOD]

Those guys are all great actors. Why the hell are they in this movie?

 

[KickHopper]

Someone needs to make a game in which you kill Uwe Boll, and then Uwe Boll needs to be in his own movie adaptation of it... and someone "accidentally" puts a real bullet in whatever gun kills him instead of blanks.

 

[Doggy Kruger]

Uwe Boll is the greatest... what the hell are you guys talking about.

 

[Mega Ranger]

It's true he is the greatest.... the greatest at sucking. Uwe Boll exists so that Paul Andersons films look 100X betteer by comparison.