The New Roommate Puked on My Clothes and Couch

[Keith Justice]

So… I have my own living room in my house. I got two couches my TV, systems and all that… When I dry my pants I put them on these couches so as not to shrink ‘em.



This morning I awake to see projectile vomit on a pair of pants, my couch…….. and my new roommate’s phone among the puke.



*urge to kill…… RISING*

 

[Ragna "D" BloodEdge]

Ewwwwwwwww...dude, that's beyond gross. I'd smack him around some if I were you. Or at the very least, make him pay to get the couch and your pants cleaned.

 

[Keith Justice]

I left a message for him, soooo.... we'll see what he says. Then move from there.

But goddamn, do I want a new roommate.

 

[Kimiden]

I left a message for him, soooo.... we'll see what he says. Then move from there.

But goddamn, do I want a new roommate.

If I could get a steady job in your neck of the woods, I'd so take you up on that offer.

 

[Mega Ranger]

wel you already sinning my man, why not have Knives move in? :laugh:

 

[JFC]

Definitely make him pay for the cleaning. It's the least he should do.

 

[Keith Justice]

wel you already sinning my man, why not have Knives move in? :laugh:

If only she lived in the same city as me and didn't have a career going in another. :disappoin

 

[Z-Unit]

Clean up the mess quickly.



I wouldn't fucking let that stuff sit around long, the stomach acids and those other funky enzymes and **** will ruin the material it's spilled on beyond repair. It will leave a smell that will take a pretty damn long time to clean. If it's on cloths, then use heavy duty detergent. If it's on white cloths, throw it in the wash machine and bleach that ****. And if it's on the carpet, punch him in his gut and have him rent you a carpet steam cleaner or you'll burn his porn and soil HIS living space.

 

[SaikoDragon]

aaaah. *enjoys living life without a roommate*

 

[Forever Knight]

I hate my fucking roomate. All he does is bitch and complain like a lonely loser.

****, I wanna stab him NOW.