The Jersey Bore *starring Keith Heyman & Bolt Peckerwell

SNOOKIE WANT SMUSH SMUSH!!!!

The Jersey Shore slang is extremely retarded.

It's easier to say "Snookie would like to have pre-martial obese sexual intercourse with a random roid head".

Remember when MTV actually meant 'Music Television'? Ugh...

MTV never aired in Canada until 2006 and this is the impression if gave us Canadians.

Angelina was a fuckin' bitch. Every episode I wished she would get run over by a Mack truck.

I saw an episode where she left a pad on the floor... really?.... After that I am totally disgusted by that whore.

Speaking of whores, where is Bolt at these days?.
 
MTV hasn't played good music since the 80's. It's no loss for me.

Here in Canada we have Much Music which is just as ass but alteast they keep the minimun for the reality show bit, mind you I haven't actually watched Much Music in like 8 years so that may have changed.
 
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