Pfff.
Also, this is my idea of a pussy magnet:
And I keep spare shoe laces around just for modding Rider belts.
...and I videotaped myself playing with a Rider belt and put it on YouTube.
Oh, and here's a peek at my former dorm room:
In this pic are a huge Abarekiller statue, a Den-O belt with Climax Phone attached, Super Legends Green Ranger and Lord Zedd, Gongchanger, Magiphone, Jungle Pride Megazord, a custom-painted Power Morpher, and a Quantum Morpher. All of which I bought while in college instead of learning to become and educated, responsible adult.
And I haven't even touched my sci-fi side.