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Today, I was driving in the car with my 6 year old son. The song "Party in the U.S.A" came on the radio. After it was over, my son asked me, "Mommy, do you know why she says that the butterflies fly away?" After saying no, he proceeded to tell me that the butterflies were scared of her face. I've never felt more proud. MLIA

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Today I was sitting outside of Starbucks. A teenage girl walked by wearing a T-shirt reading "Bite Me. (Vampires Only)." I then see a nine-year-old girl walk up to this teenager, bite her arm, and say "Harry Potter pwns," and then walk away. Her mother then told her, "Good job, sweetie." MLIA

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Today, my dad tried to get my little brother to stop sucking his thumb so he told my brother that, if he continued, his stomach would grow large and eventually pop. Sure enough today in church we sat next to a 6 month pregnant woman. After church my brother walked up to her with a serious expression and exclaimed, " I know what you've been doing!" The look on her face was priceless.MLIA

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KAGEKI said:

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Today, my 6 year-old daughter was asking me questions about Santa Claus at dinner. My 13 year-old daughter was getting annoyed with all the dumb questions and simply told her younger sister that Santa didn't exist. Instead of being aghast and upset, my younger daughter just said, "Yea but neither does Edward Cullen!" My older daughter left the dinner table and I think its easy to say who won tonight.


This had me laughing for quite a long time.

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Quark said:

I like the older posts, the newer posters don't seem to grasp MLIA.

This is an average post: Today I purchased an apple as part of my lunch. The apple had some bruises on it. I ate it anyway. MLIA

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