Lessons learned from KR

Original: "Kamen Rider is immortal!"

V3: Even great super heroes are still clueless around girls.

X: Never leave home without your dart gun.

Amazon: Friendship transcends all languages. But it does help to master Japanese halfway through the series.

Stronger: You never know what you really had until it's gone.

New Kamen Rider: Who cares about learning anything when you can have a kick-ass team-up with some old Riders and pile drive some monsters into the ground!

Super-1: When martial arts fail, use technology. When technology fails, use martial arts.

ZX: Sometimes, one really good TV special (and a stack of comics, magazine photo-stories, stage shows, merchandise, a radio program, etc.) is all you need.

BLACK: Life sucks and then you die, but you'll get better if you're friends with a talking whale.

RX: You never know what you really had unt... uh, when faced with a deadly new insurmountable challenge, become a Metal Hero?

Shin: The definition of "true" is open to debate.

ZO: Always let that mutant grasshopper out of nowhere be your guide.

J: Just because you have a character with an intriguing, unusual name like "Agito", that doesn't mean people will remember it in a few years.

Kuuga: Keep your cell phone on silent!

Agito: A punch to the face is an appropriate response to any question.

Ryuki: The opening credits lie.

Faiz: Label your laundry bag.

Blade: You can beat fate.

Hibiki: But you can't beat upper management intervention.

Kabuto: It doesn't matter if it's a meteorite that leveled Shibuya and killed scores of people, unleashing a plague of alien monstrosities on the world. It's no match for Tendou's flower power.

Den-O: Something about time and memories or something. Sister something Yuuto I forget. Hey look kids, Momotaros is now in 3D!

Kiva: It's okay to be embarrassed by what your parents did in the 80's as long as you remember that you wouldn't exist without it.

Decade: Never, ever, ever, EVER listen to Wataru.

W: When someone asks if you're "ready to ride with the devil" what they really mean is "I'm actually just kinda quirky, but I hope you don't mind me pulling you into my messed-up family issues for 40+ episodes!"

OOO: Greeed is good. Cake is even better.

Fourze: No lessons learned yet. We're still in school!
 
Japan is at the cutting edge of all innovative new technology that can easily be misapplied to slaughter large numbers of people.
 
I'm kinda talkin' about what the KR taught us through these topics:

Ex.
OOO: You cannot rely on yourself but also reaching out your hand to others.

Ryuki: Fighting is never an answer to everything.
 
I'm kinda talkin' about what the KR taught us through these topics:

Ex.
OOO: You cannot rely on yourself but also reaching out your hand to others.

Ryuki: Fighting is never an answer to everything.

lolscrew you, wise guy.

Ignore him.This is not a philosophical thread anymore.
 
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If you have a gun as your weapon, you might as well not bother using it. That kaijin is going to punch you in the face.
 
Women can't be Kamen Riders because they're too into girly things like hearts, schoolgirl uniforms, and dying.

The only major female character in the cast must be your girlfriend. And if she's not, she's the secondary Rider's girlfriend.

When getting awesome new forms or power-ups, check whether you're on the set of the movie. If you are, say bye-bye, you won't get to use them again.

Is it summer? Are you locked in a deadly battle with an ally of the big bad? No problem! Your successor will soon show up to help you.
 
Never trust the leader of a big conglomerate organization or the CEO of a big corporation or school chairman or whatever head of any organization you can think of. 9 times out of 10, they'll be your greatest enemy. Unless they enjoy baking cakes.
 
Never trust the leader of a big conglomerate organization or the CEO of a big corporation or school chairman or whatever head of any organization you can think of. 9 times out of 10, they'll be your greatest enemy. Unless they enjoy baking cakes.

In that case they're the REASON the monsters got loose in the first place, but no one ever realizes it.
 
It doesn't matter how big of a badass anti-heroic douche secondary rider you are, you'll either end up having a change of heart and become BFF's with the main rider, or you'll end up dead
 

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