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/m/ anon posted the entire movie summary.I divided the summary into parts so you know which part you want to read about.
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[HIDE]Opening
[HIDE]The movie cold opens with Gamou, TACHIBANA, and Leo (In human form) meeting with Foundation X in a parking structure. They're here to pick up copies of the Horoscope switches, and drop off a nice fat check (Considering TACHIBANA's eyes when he sees it, it must be pretty fuckin' fat). However, as they're exchanging the money and the briefcase, smokebombs come rolling in, obfuscating what's going on.
Suddenly, two kicks later, and two Foundation X guys are on the floor, and holding the briefcase is a super sexy spy kung fu chick who's name I forgot, so she's Spy Chick.
Spy Chick is here to steal the Horoscope Switches. Foundation X dudes mob her, and proceed to get stomped by her superior Kung Fu. She fights with a lot of shouts, kicks, jumps, punches. Eventually Leo rushes in, and actually fights the girl on even footing, then actually knocks her back. She gets back up to fight, then notices headlights behind her - a car driven by a Foundation X dude is about to run her over!
Then a massive black machine-man smashes the car, stopping it in the nick of time. It's black with gold highlights - you might have seen pictures, if someone could post them. It proceeds to give Spy Chick an AK-47, while Leo and TACHIBANA transform into their monster forms to attack the Black Knight - as Gamou calls him, the "Space Tetsujin."
Black Knight fights Leo and TACHIBANA to a standstill pretty well, even WITH an Apache flying over to open fire on Black Knight - he just turns around and a chest-gatling gun tears the apache apart. Meanwhile, Spy Chick shoots dustards. Turns out, Russian Technology>Space Ninja.
Eventually they get away, leaving Gamou intrigued and Leo supremely buttmad. Gamou figures the Kamen Riders will take care of it, and shrugs it off.[/HIDE]
Cue title card.
Plot Stuff
[HIDE]CUT TO AMANOGAWA. Gentarou and his classmates (Yuki, Kengo, and Ryusei) are in computer class, and Gentarou is trying to make friends with his computer, cause he's fucking retarded with computers. Ryusei tries to help, and gentarou tries to Bro-handshake the mouse, getting scolded for it.
BUT THEN OHSUGI BUSTS IN! He says that Kengo, Gentarou, Ryusei, and Yuki need to come with him RIGHT NOW. The Computer teacher (Who's as awkward as Ohsugi, any scene with them together is like pulling fucking teeth) says that they're having CLASS RIGHT NOW, but Ohsugi goes "NOPE SORRY" and takes them to the clubhouse.
In the Moon Base, it turns out they have a guest - a woman named Asuka somethingsomething. The rest of the Club meets them there as well. Asuka's from the OSTO Legacy - a group of space explorers, and they need Kamen Rider Fourze and the Rider Club to come help them with an... issue involving some space tech. Asuka is klutzy as ****, too - during this conversation, she headbutts Gen on accident and falls into Ohsugi's lap. The group agrees to go to their HQ And hear their boss out with the details.
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Black Knight & Spy Chick Fight
[HIDE]So the team gets on a bus, blindfolded (It's a secret base!) and heads off. On the way, however, they're attacked! Spy Chick and Black Knight chase the party, Spy Chick on a Rice Cooker bike and Black Knight with JETS, opening fire with his Gatling gun.
The Kamen Rider Club FREAKS, as does Asuka, but Gentarou henshins, ready to take on the Black Knight here and now, jumping onto his bike to take the guy on.
Meanwhile, spy Chick chases the bus, trading shots with an escorting Jeep with her Submachine gun. She shoots the guy into cover, then forces her way onto the bus, holding everyone at Gunpoint.
Except Ryusei! He kicks the gun out of her hand and starts a kung fu fight, the two of them fighting EXTREMELY similarly, using the same moves and everything.
The scene here swaps between Fourze fighting the black Knight, and Spy Chick and Ryusei fighting. Fourze first.
Fourze's fight is fucking amazing. It's a bike fight pretty much the whole fight through - the Black Knight's got veniers all over his body, and he uses his gatling gun to hold Fourze off. Fourze responds by activating Shield and Gatling while on his bike to return fire til he can get close, using his bike as a weapon.
Finally, he manages to take the guy down with Winch - he uses it like Riderman uses it, wrapping black Knight's neck with it then sending him spin+flying into a wall. Fourze quickly returns to help the team.
Meanwhile, Ryusei fights the Spy Chick. He kicks her ass off the bus onto the following Jeep's hood, then leaps down to keep the fight going, the two smacking the **** out of each other, before Ryusei kicks her off the jeep. She quickly retaliates by drawing her boot-pistol, and opening fire at the Jeep's gas tank.
Ryusei knows what the ****'s up. He leaps down off the Jeep before it explodes, then the two of them go at it hand to hand. It's a fast, quick fight, fun to follow and really cool. It ends, however, when she gets a one-inch punch in, very similar to the one Ryusei killed Fourze with. Spy Chick says that anyone who gets in her way WILL die...
And that's when Fourze shows, demanding an explanation. She responds with some cryptic bullshit, and then Black Knight shows up to whisk her away to escape. Confused and a little roughed up, and Ryusei -extremely- sore from that punch, get back on the bus and head to Osto Legacy HQ.[/hide]
OSTO Introduction
[HIDE]At Osto Legacy HQ, they're briefed - Osto Legacy sent out a team into space after discovering a large Satellite (Not man-made) there. However, they encountered aliens called Space Tetsujin (Like Tetsujin 28). Everyone died. They want to send the Rider Club out to stop the Space Tetsujin and disarm the Satalite's weapon systems.
It's here we meet the head of the Osto Legacy group - a motherfucker in a suit wearing roller skates, who talks while zooming around the auditorium. Gentarou proclaims he'll make friends with the aliens - the head warns that only humans will be Gentarou's friend. Gentarou doesn't give a ****, of course.[/HIDE]
Training for the Journey
[HIDE]TRAINING MONTAGE! Team trains to go to space.
Funny notes - Nozoma sucks at fighting, everyone screams at the high velocity training, Yuki beats Gentarou at sparring with a headbutt, they get rifle training, and Ryusei beats up his close combat instructor. He does, however, feel pain from his injury in the last fight - he wonders who exactly was that person who knew his style?
The team has an introspective moment with the stars before the mission begins, and far away, Spy CHick looks over the Horoscope Switches...
Sorry for slow posting, eating lunch.
So, the team does their cool walk you see in all the trailers, walking out of the hanger... and they see the Foundation X rocket they stopped in the last movie. Gentarou has a slightly painful memory, and Kengo is concerned - why the hell are they riding this? Asuka (Who's going with them) answers simply - they needed a rocket RIGHT NOW, the Foundation X rocket was pretty conveniently still around.[/HIDE]
12 Horoscope Fight
[HIDE]The team doesn't have a lot of time to ponder, though - instead they're attacked! All thirteen horoscopes approach. Kengo quickly scans them - they're not human! They're the stolen horoscope switches, activated by cosmic energy. The rest of the Club rushes to the Foundation X rocket, while Gen and Ryusei henshin up.
This fight scene is incredible. Fourze and Ryusei split up to take half each, and the fight scene switches between the two as they fight. Fourze uses -every- switch, all fourty, and in combinations too. There are simply too many for me to remember well, so...
Highlights - Jump+Flash to troll badguys, Elec+Aqua to fry Cancer, Hand+Medical at one point to treat himself after he gets slammed through a wall, N+S+Stealth+smoke to do sneak attacks on the Horoscopes when they surround him, Ice+Wheel+Fire Limit Break to freeze Aquarius' water jet, ride on it, then point-blank Fire Limit break her in the chest.
Pices also shows up, but I didn't get a good look at it's powers.
Is anyone reading?
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Ryusei's fight is very wire - fu. He uses his three planets - saturn to do ranged attacks, mars to hit like a freight train, etc, but the majority of the fight is kung fu and skilled use of his Limit Breaks to move quickly and hit hard.
However, they DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. Kengo tells the riders that they need to go NOW, and to get on the rocket. Fourze and Meteor, however, can't disengage, and there are still four Horoscopes left. Fourze gets knocked out of Cosmic, and it looks grim for a moment.
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Wizard's Appearance
[HIDE]Then, a red figure approaches from behind Fourze...
Four bullets whiz around Fourze's head, from behind, each zooming to nail a different target, and the four Horoscopes remaining are knocked down. Fourze gets up, and looks behind him to see this red-garbed man.
The following exchange occurs.
Fourze: "Thanks. Who're you?"
???: "I'm a magician!"
Fourze: "Not a Kamen Rider?!"
???: ".... What's a Kamen rider?"
Fourze: "A hero that fights for justice!"
Wizard: "... I like that. I'm Kamen Rider Wizard, then!"
Meteor shows up, and Wizard tells Fourze and Meteor to get on the <s>choppa</s> rocket, he'll take care of things here. The two oblige, running off after exchanging names.
I was a little worried Wizard might not be able to live up to Fourze's amazing series so far.
This fight? Made me feel secure in knowing the next rider is a fucking BADASS.
He shoots the four Horoscopes a little more with his gun-hatchet, moving up close and switching it to a sword. He fights a lot like a chinese broadswordsman, long, arcing swings and strikes, constantly moving. He's got magic, too - his suit isn't actually that busy, neither is the belt. We see three spells during the fight - one lets him stick his hand through a magic circle, causing a huge hand to appear and slap the **** out of a horoscope (Bigby, eat your heart out.) The second causes him to split into two - and then two again, when he casts it a second time, for four total.
His third spell? A flaming rider kick, much in the style of V3's Hurricane kick. It's fucking amazing.
The whole time, by the way, latin chanting music is playing.
Wizard looks over the four defeated horoscopes, then back up into the sky to cheer his new friend on with a nod and a little gesture.
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Meanwhile on the Spaceship
[HIDE]The Spaceship, riders in tow, flies up to the satellite. They are shot at by the satellite's turret,s which heavily damage the Foundation X rocket, but they manage to make it to docking station.
Asuka explains the plan - everyone gets a rifle and the team will split into 4 with 4 packs of C4. They'll each set a C4 pack onto a computer scattered throughout the ship (Called XVII - Ex-Vee-Two), then they'll blow them all at once, allowing the main computer to be shut down.
When the door opens, though, spy Chick is there, holding the whole team up, along with the Black Knight. She fires two shots - one misses, the other shoots Asuka in the arm! She talks a bit about how their plot stops here, but Ryusei, of course, to the rescue!
He knocks the gun away and starts his fight, Fourze quickly henshining and moving to fight the Black Knight. Asuka, JK, Kengo, Shun in the Dizer, Mio, Yuki, and Nozoma rush off while the riders are distracting the two. They chase Spy Chick and Black Knight off, then rejoin the group.
When the team heads outside, however, there are a ton of little drones. They open fire on the Rider Club, and Shun rushes in to fight them, so everyone else can escape.The teams split up, Kengo and Asuka in one, Yuuki and Fourze with another, Nozoma and Ryusei, and JK+Mio+Shun on the last team.
They each run into problems - JK/Mio/Shun drones, but they get their bomb first, Yuuki and Gen run into laser traps that almost kill Yuuki (He disarms them with Billy the Rod), and Nozoma and Ryusei end up running into Spy Chick, who Ryusei has to fight.
Mio and Yuki manage to place two bombs, Kengo, placing the third after having Asuka take a break for her bullet wound (Which she seems to have taken rather well, considering how the woman from A to Z took HER Bullet wound). Ryusei is beaten by Spy Chick, who stops Nozoma from putting her C-4 down by holding her up with the gun. But Spy Chick doesn't shoot, she just tears up - allowing Ryusei to save Nozoma by kicking the gun away. Nozoma sets the last piece of C-4, and the four computers go kablooie!
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Yay, movie twist.
[HIDE]Spy Chick cries, causing Ryusei to ask what's going on...
Meanwhile, the rest of the team groups up and meets at the core of the ship, a main computer. A large space-core-looking thing floats over to Gentarou, but before Gentarou can speak to it, Asuka blasts it with her rifle, sending it falling into the deep chasm that main computers seem to have near them all the time.
Asuka is about to use the computer when Ryusei and co bust in, pissed as ****, and tell her to stop.
Asuka stops, and laughs. Looks like they got caught, she says, but it's too late! From behind the computer, the Osto Legacy head comes skating out with a smug ass grin, and the Spy Chick explains hatefully.
Her father was a professor who boarded this ship. He was working on analyzing THREE Space Tetsujin on the satellite - one black one, and one blue and one red one. The Blue and Red one activated, and killed the professor - they were actually IMPRISONED on the Satellite (I may be misinterpreting the events, but hey, sue me). With his dying breath, the Professor had the computer force the two Space Tetsujin into weak, human forms, and uploaded his consciousness onto four computers to restrict the Space Tetsujin from changing back...[/HIDE]
KRC Fight
[HIDE]Gentarou realizes what he's done, and goes to his knees in grief, the space tetsujin changing to their true forms, laughing about how they're doomed and all that villain ****. Fourze in a rage transforms, and leaps to the attack. Red Tetsujin manages to hold him off pretty well alone, Blue tetsujin going for the rest of the Fourze team, the Black Knight appearing to defend Spy Chick. Spy Chick is all ready to go in with her puny 9mm, but Ryusei stops her, telling her not to let her desire for vengeance drive her to her death. He changes to Meteor and goes to the attack, as well.
The Rider Club bolts, and finds themselves being chased by Dustards. The team splits up, each in their own fight scenes - Mio does sexy poses and shoots people with her rifle, Yuki and Nozoma scream and run around and dodge attacks with each other, and even pull a dustard into a pipe together (BONK!). JK break dances, of course, dodging and dance-kicking. The only time he actually tries to hit someone his hand bonks against the Dustard's metal helmit and he yelps like a girl. He's about to go down at one point, pointing his finger like a gun in desperation... then BANK, the Dustard goes down!
Spy chick to the rescue! She jumps in and shoots the **** outta errybody, dodging and kicking and fighting. My favorite bit is when she kicks two dustards at once, holds herself in the air with her feet on the dustards, shoots four more, then spinkicks the two dustards she's standing on into the ground.
As the team retreats, they end up being overrun - Shun bravely decides to hold off the horde of drones with his Dizer, Mio almost sad to leave him, but when she sees two more Dizers (With miniguns!), she and JK jump in them, saving Shun from his own brave sacrifice and the three of them book it.[/HIDE]
Ending Fight
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The team gets on the Foundation X rocket, GTFOing back to earth and Fourze and Meteor getting soundly whomped by the Red and Blue Tetsujin and their cross attack, knocked into the bottomless pit near the main computer. They move to finish the job, but Black Knight gets in their way, getting killed to save their lives.
The Red and Blue Tetsujin begin their true plan - they transform the Satellite into a doomsday device, a giant robot, and from space begin firing orbital lasers at Earth, causing huge damage and screaming civilians and everything. They also send down a hologram saying that pretty much everyone on earth is fucked, we're gonna dominate the world.
Meanwhile, Leo sees this and rages hard that someone would DARE challenge Gamou's will, but Gamou is perfectly chill. "Innnnteresting."
Gentarou and Ryusei find themselves saved by the Space Core - it's got the professor's personality, too. It explains what's going on, as Gentarou profusely apologizes - and as Gentarou hears what's going on, he becomes even more frustrated/livid. Ryusei tries to calm him down, but Gentarou transforms, going cosmic, then says he'll stop the Tetsujin, before warping off. It takes a second for Ryusei to realize what gentarou's planning...
Meanwhile, the Red and Blue tetsujin are aiming towards Japan with their big Orbital Laser of death - specifically, Gentarou's high school. Gentarou, meanwhile, warps out RIGHT in front of the massive mech/satellite, and activates his Cosmic Limit break.
He then rockets into the mech, pushing it with all his might, the Cosmic States starting to overload as he manages to save Japan, shoving the robot into a massive portal that teleports them to the goddamn moon, the sheer force of it disabling the Satellite's death laser.
Gentarou lands inside the Satellite, cosmic states overloading so hard that...
Remember when Fourze double-limit breaked and disabled Rocket+Drill?
He did that to every single switch he has, from Rocket to Cosmic with that stunt, they all re-teleport to the Moon base, to a shocked Kamen Rider club.
The Space Core and Ryusei find Gentaro exhausted, and they make friends - Space Core and Gentarou even doing the handshake (Gentarou bonks it on the head twice during it).
Of course, good things don't last. Red and Blue Tetsujin return, mad as ****, and kill the Space Core. They turn to Gentarou next, ready to kick HIS ass, but instead Ryusei stands in front of them.
"I won't let you kill another." With those words he transforms, into what's pretty much a suicide fight. The two Tetsujin slap him around, then start slapping him and Gentarou around, steadily more and more violently.
Meanwhile, the Kamen Rider Club is trying to figure out what to do. They receive a message from XVII - Plans for a fusion switch, a switch using all of the switches combined. Shun's skeptical, but Kengo's confident it can be done - but they need to re power the switches.
And what will save them? Friendship.
The Kamen Rider club returns to school, dashing around Campus with the fourty switches, finding everyone they've helped so far - the cheerleaders, the creepy guy who almost got the girls in the bus killed, the singing club, the Student Council Members, JK's rocker friend, that Delinquent Gentarou slapped around all the time, the two underclassmen that didn't trust upperclassmen, the guy from the football team, the computer teacher....
Meanwhile, during this, Gentarou and Meteor are getting more and more thrashed, being knocked around worse and worse. Yuuki's crying as she finds Kick-boxing sensei, who gives her a reassuring hug. Nozoma as well, who's witch friend appears to help. "Gentarou's in a pinch, isn't he? Let me help."
Last but not least to recieve a switch, Yuuki desperately looking for one more, is Gamou, who approaches with a smile and gently takes it to help.
The switch-bearers assemble in groups, Kengo in the moon base, Yuuki at the school announcer. She turns it on and asks everyone to come together to help Gentarou on the count of three....
Every single switch is flipped on screen, with the last two being Yuuki flipping Cosmic, and Kengo, to his best friend, flipping Rocket.
The power of their friendship, of the entire energy of the school and the Kamen Rider Club, unifies into one switch to rule them all - the Fusion states. Kengo takes it and bolts.
Meanwhile, Gentarou and Meteor are on their last legs, the fighting having brought them to the Main Computer room again. They're about to be finished off, when Kengo and Mio open fire, in space suits. The two Tetsujin are chased back, and Kengo tosses Gentarou the Fusion States. He activates it (It goes into the left arm slot, by the way), and transforms, becoming the Fusion States form, Ryusei's Meteor and Storm switches flying to Gentarou too. The powers combine and fill Gentarou with strength, allowing him to fight both tetsujin, forcing them out into space.
The moon battle that follows is pretty awesome, very fast paced and very kinetic. Fourze can handle t he two of them and uses both his and Meteor's powers and switches to do it, his right arm taken up by Meteor's armband, allowing him to use Jupiter/Mars/Saturn, and even helping him to FIGHT like Meteor - he actually does an ATATATATATATA with that hand.
Fourze hops onto the Power Dizer and bike when the two badguys combine, Red Tetsujin transforming into a flying form that rides the blue rover form. They fight over craters and up the side of the downed Satellite, the two Tetsujin splitting up and Fourze leaping into the space to use the Cosmic sword to deal a critical slash to the Red Tetsujin. It falls next ot its Blue brother, and the two prepare their final attack. Fourze returns with his space drill rider kick, Meteor and Cosmic Fourze ethereally appearing on either side of fourze for a triple rider kick, defeating the two Tetsujin and obliterating them off the face of the moon for good.
Ending wrapped up in next post, then I answer a few questions while I get ready to go to a party.[/HIDE]
Ending:
[HIDE]The remaining AI on the Satellite thanks Gentarou and the Rider Club for saving the day, saying they're off to the depths of space once more. The Satellite re-forms into a proper satellite and flies away, leaving the club waving from the Moon's surface.
Ryusei meets Spy Chick at his temple - turns out she trained there, too. They talk for a time, about friendship, heroism, etc - then she gives him a kiss on the cheek, a thanks, and a goodbye - leaving Ryusei in shock and Nozoma pissed as hell.
The movie ends on a high note, the Kamen Rider Club walking home from the longest school day ever, talking about their friendship, their future of space, and what lies ahead - a happy, positive note (aside from Nozoma's death glares at Ryusei), the sun shining and the sky blue, for another day in a teenage life.
A much happier note than Mega-Max - instead of bittersweet, it's just sweet.
Also, a brief tease of Kamen Rider WizardxFourze's movie in 12/2012.[/HIDE][/HIDE]
