(Just Silly) A Yo Kaijin Contest

[Wraithstrike]

In the spirit of snaps from the line of "Yo Momma" we are now going to have a "Yo Kaijin" contest.
Rules are thus:
1)Each "Snap" must include the words "Yo Kaijin So..."
2)Each one must be less than twenty words
3) "Kajin" can be replaced by your favorite or least favorite kaijin race.
4) If the person before you used "Yo Kaijin So Fat" you have to use another form of Snap, such as "Yo Kaijin So Dumb"

I'll start:

"Yo Kaijin so Fat, when he got Rider Kicked, he bounced Rider 1 into the next zipcode."

 

[orphen20]

Yo Gojira so Smelly, every swimming pool wasted tons of chlorine.

 

[Wraithstrike]

Yo Grongi so slow, he's still working on last year's gegeru.

 

[Daikamonohashi]

Yo monster of the week's episode is written so badly it may as well have been in Decade.

 

[shizumahidari]

Yo Worm so slow, it need to clock up just to catch a turtle

 

[Wraithstrike]

Yo Unknown so dumb, it took him three days to realize he'd been blown up.

 

[Kulitman]

Yo Kaijin so plain,might as well add them to the plain forgettable list...

Nice game...I miss the show

 

[ClimaxHeroDen-O]

Yo Imagin so dumb he makes Momotaros look like a genius

 

[garfield15]

Yo monster of the week's episode is written so badly it may as well have been in Decade.

OHHHHHH SNAP!

Yo Kaijin is so ugly that even Ouja didn't want to kill it.

 

[ClimaxHeroDen-O]

Yo Fangire so weak he shattered when he fell on his back