(Just Silly) A Yo Kaijin Contest

[kyoot]

Yo Dopant so outdated, even the Trojan Virus beat him

 

[okniwy]

Okay, let me go a different route:

Yo Cyberman so obsolete, the only thing it can delete is its own memory!

If that's too far off:

Yo Douji so effeminate, he's actually a Hime!

 

[Wraithstrike]

Yo Undead so lame, he got beat by Diamond 2.

 

[shizumahidari]

Your Dopant so Dumb, he fell over and broke his own Memory

 

[Wraithstrike]

Yo Orphenoch so fat, A team of sherpas scaled his north face.