Hey, guess what?

Holy schnikes! Now that's some good news.

Parenthood is a daunting task (hell, just ask my brother), but I'm sure you're more than up for it.
 
You owe it to this child to raise him or her in a fashion most befitting the valour and prestige of true Manliness, regardless of sex. I trust you worthy of this task.

That's a sure bet, Bolt. I was actually considering Valor for a name, but I figure it's better form to make him or her earn it.
 
I'm actually leaning 55/45 that it'll be a girl. Patty suspects it might be a boy. But we're honestly clueless. I'm going to be one proud-as-hell dad either way. And either way, I'm going to make sure that my kid knows the score and lives a life of valor, integrity and awesomeness.
 

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