Complaining About Toku Shows "In Production"

[NateRiver]

Who the hell is this Tackle chick?We don't accept women fighting in this universe!What is this, a show for pussies?

 

[Savior Den-o]

Riderman will never be a Rider, his mouth is showing! A Rider' mouth should never be show! That's why it's called Masked Rider!

 

[GoseiGold]

Is Toei so desperate to sell toys they're actually making a sixth Zyuranger out of nowhere? and last time i checked Dragons ARE NOT DINOSAURS!!!!

also, why are all the fanshippers putting Geki & Mei together?

 

[Shynilyte]

• This Ultra Q spinoff looks wrong. Why are Tsuburaya putting in a giant shiny dude to fight the monsters? Can't we just have kaiju fight each other?
• This Seven fellow, his transformation item is silly. Glasses, hmph.
• There's gonna be a "New" Ultraman? Isn't that the old costume? Wait, no, it's... sorta different. Tsuburaya, why can't you make it possible to tell between your heroes?
• This Ace has two people transform into him, and one of them's a woman? Does that make him an Ultrahermaphrodite?
• Ultraman Taro has parents?
• Why is Leo an Ultraman? He's not from M78, and his fighting style is all wrong. I tell ya, they're probably gonna regret ever making this guy, and totally ignore him in any future series. He is definitely not gonna come back someday to train a rookie Ultra, no siree.

 

[GoseiGold]

Wow, this Mighty Morphin Power Rangers show will suck, Zyuranger was so much better.

 

[Mou...Mou...TAUROS!]

Decade:

OMG what an amazing 1st episode!

All the Riders are charging at something...What? Theyre all dead?!

This pink Rider is gonna be so badass. Look at all the setup theyre placing.

This is gonna have a very epic and satisfying finale, I just know it.


GARO:

What is this ****? Unmorphed fights, yeah that's rich.

The suit can only last for how long? He doesnt evn do a roll call. BS!

What's w all the grittiness and mature themes? This will never catch on.

Boobs?! FUQTHISHITTTT *flips table*

 

[kuroihikari]

OP said 70s or 80s. I'm sure some people here distinctly remember the things they posted on the internet when Decade and Garo were still in production :laugh:

Anyway.

Combination robot? Jet on chest? Voltron ripoff omgwtf
Weird gold metallic android helper? C3PO ripoff!
Who the hell would think that prince is a man?
Ninjas wearing yellow sashes? What's next, orange jumpsuits?
They're not gonna use "Turboranger". They did so just two seasons ago?

 

[GoseiGold]

What makes this amazon guy a Kamen Rider? he looks like a friggin hippy.

 

[Shynilyte]

Ishinomori's story idea will be made into a TV show? Coo-

...wait, that's not Skull Man. What the hell is this bug dude?

 

[kokowaks]

is this really spider-man? :O_O: