Can I Get A Date? - The Search for the Worst Pick Up Lines!

[Dogbot]

"I wanna Pika you Chu"
"Can I put my magical Train in your Magical Tunnel?"
"I want to give you a baby, minus the baby part"

This one I used as a joke the other day:
"Can I plow your pooper?"

Every one was laughing!

 

[Undrave]

"My DenLiner will bring you to heaven!"

hehehehe.

 

[Keith Justice]

"If you come back to my room, I'll show you my Squirtle." :169:

"Do you work for UPS? Cuz I coulda swore I saw you checkin' out my package..." :bueno_bub

 

[Ragna "D" BloodEdge]

Keith...dude, please don't tell me you actually used those lines.:laugh:

 

[Keith Justice]

I'm pretty sure I've used the latter, but it was after I knew the girl. :anime:

 

[Undrave]

Hilarious XD

I need to come up with anime-related ones...too much Den-o XD

 

[Faded.Memories]

Oh my god this thread is made of FUCKING WIN and AWESOME.

I nearly DIED at all of those!

Extra points if you can make them anime/toku themed ^_^

Oh, well then I've got the best one. All I have to say if I walked into a room full of Toku nerds is, "Hello!" before I get phone numbers thrown at me. Why? Cause I'm a chick. LOLZ.

"Are you an imagin? 'cause you've been in my head all day."
or
"Are you an imagin? 'cause I got one wish..."

AHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD!!! ****! That would SO work on me!

 

[Ragna "D" BloodEdge]

In that case, you better hope RF doesn't wander into this thread.:laugh:

 

[Faded.Memories]

I didn't say I'd call any of the numbers, Fayt

 

[Sho-saka]

Eurgh, I'm no good.

"Hey, baby. Wanna see some Vaan-Vaan Voom?"

XD Damn, Final Fantasy XII and Vaan's smooth-talking the ladies.