Can I Get A Date? - The Search for the Worst Pick Up Lines!
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CaptainB_Money
/B$ of the Tokusatsu. fanpage.
"Im Ultraman in bed. wanna see my beta capsule?"
Undrave
CRETINS! ALL OF THEM!
"I am the man who stand atops making love!"
"Your grandmother said: go out with this guy."
"I can travel to the future! Give me a date, like next friday, a place, like a fancy restaurant, and a time, like 7 PM, and I'll be there! Exactly like I am now! I'll explain to you how it works while we eat." End with a wink.
"Your grandmother said: go out with this guy."
"I can travel to the future! Give me a date, like next friday, a place, like a fancy restaurant, and a time, like 7 PM, and I'll be there! Exactly like I am now! I'll explain to you how it works while we eat." End with a wink.
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Undrave
CRETINS! ALL OF THEM!
We could come up with those ALL day XD
ooh... Why not simply quoting UraRyo?
"Behind every word is a thousand hooks, won't you let me string you along?"
hehehehe... or whatever he says at the fair... something about preffering Ferris Wheels to merry go-round
Black Ranger RX
I don't have low self esteem.
"Mentos, the Freshmaker!!"
OK that was a rubbish joke!!
How about.....
"I'll Power Up your bed tonight!!"
"When it's time, I'm morphed and ready for battle!!"
OK that was a rubbish joke!!
How about.....
"I'll Power Up your bed tonight!!"
"When it's time, I'm morphed and ready for battle!!"
UnknownMaster
Member
This one comes from a friend of mine.
"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Sick, twisted and apparently 98% of the people will smell it while the others will laugh.
"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Sick, twisted and apparently 98% of the people will smell it while the others will laugh.
VengeanceGOD
WIIIIIIIIIIII!
My girlfriend came up with a great list of bad math pick up lines.
"You want to integrate the area under these curves?"
"Are you a continuous function baby, 'cause I can go all night long!"
"What's the magnitude of your vector?"
etc etc.
There's also the old classic,
"You must be Rita Repulsa, baby, 'cause you're makin' my monster grow!"
And the really cute one.
Guy: "How heavy is a giant polar bear?"
Girl: "I don't know/What?/Who are you?"
Guy: "Heavy enough to break the ice. I'm [insert name here.]"
"You want to integrate the area under these curves?"
"Are you a continuous function baby, 'cause I can go all night long!"
"What's the magnitude of your vector?"
etc etc.
There's also the old classic,
"You must be Rita Repulsa, baby, 'cause you're makin' my monster grow!"
And the really cute one.
Guy: "How heavy is a giant polar bear?"
Girl: "I don't know/What?/Who are you?"
Guy: "Heavy enough to break the ice. I'm [insert name here.]"
