If this Barbie film is a success, I predict a wave of remakes of other beloved toys. Can't you just picture the suspenseful drama of a Mr. Potato Head film? Or how about the heartwarming story of a Furby discovering his true calling? I'm already bracing myself for the inevitable backlash from Barbie purists who claim the film isn't faithful to the original dolls. But, hey, if a gritty Joker film can exist, so can a psychedelic Barbie film. People, embrace the chaos! Maybe they are saving Barbie's sisters for the sequel.