Why do girls love Twilight?

yup yup, the bitches love twighlight...I don't know why. I notice it's most caucasians in the new york/ new jersey area...who attend catholic schools, or are in high class public schools.

what is it about anyway?

Oddly enough, theres a twighlight ad on the side of this page...

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yup yup, the bitches love twighlight...I don't know why. I notice it's most caucasians in the new york/ new jersey area...who attend catholic schools, or are in high class public schools.

what is it about anyway?

Oddly enough, theres a twighlight ad on the side of this page...

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I bet it's because the vampire dude doesn't refer to women as bitches.
 
It's a sad form of relationship validation for young women that they aren't getting from their real boyfriends (because, as we all know, "the perfect guy" doesn't exist). I actually have buddies that have been dumped by their chicks because they aren't enough like Edward. I haven't read the books (I like being smart), but apparently he's supposed to be ssssuper great because he's dark and mysterious, and is just enough of a jerk to her to keep her guessing (but not enough to get mad at her for her deservingly frustrating quirks, like pot-smoking), and because they only do things together like talk about their feelings, have midnight rendezvous, and play tag with other sparkly vampires, instead of having to do things that real couples have to do together, like have the same argument three nights a week, share a bathroom and wonder if their spouse is sleeping with their best friend.
 
Having actually read the books-

If girls are dumping their boyfriends because of the books, that's dumb, but the majority of the **** that Edward does in those books is **** you should be doing for your girlfriend anyway.

No, I'm not talking about the weird vampire stuff. I'm just talking about the stuff where he takes care of her and tries to raise her abysmal self esteem. But those are no-brainers, so any guy who isn't doing them really shouldn't be surprised when his ass gets dumped. :)
 
Ok lets get one thing straight: The first book sucks. Yes out and out sucks.

The second - fourth really arent that bad.

Thats all I will say on the subject...
 
The second - fourth really arent that bad.

Thats all I will say on the subject...

Don't forget to mention the fourth book is loaded with some seriously messed up fetish and smut fanfic material.

I will say that the 2nd book was far superior to the first but its like saying falling face first into some dirt is better than falling face first into diarrhea.
 
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.............No it wasn't..........

The fourth book? Yes it had that crap in it. Lets see spending your days together having a bunch of sex with the most perfect guy ever (obvious fanfiction crap), the sped up pregnancy breaking her bones, Edward giving Bella a C-Section with his teeth (that must have tasted splendid), pedophilia concepts ala Jacob falling in love with Bella's newborn Renesmee (okay well she didn't have the body of her age but come on), and I'm sure theres a couple other things I'm forgetting. Come on how is that not fetish material?

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