If the internet was real life it would definately suck. Why? Because if I said something like "Gokaiger sucks", then some nutter out of nowhere would appear and would shout "YOU SUCK!! ASSHOLE!! YOU SAID GOKAIGER SUCKS!! YOU'RE GAY!!! HAHA!!! **** YOU!!! **** YOU FOR SAYING GOKAIGER SUCKS!! ASSHOLE!! BLAH BLAH...!!! And he wouldn't leave me alone, he'll just keep harassing me all because I said Gokaiger sucks, and I can't be able to block him or anything.. maybe I would be able to kill him but then I would go to jail and that would suck.
And some dude would appear yelling "OH GOING TO JAIL ROCKS!! YOU SUCK FOR SAYING GOING TO JAIL SUCKS ASSHOLE!!!".
And talk about random Internet disconnections, what if say.. I was on my way to the shopping mall, and out of nowhere I died. Nobody shot me, nobody killed me, I just.. died. Just like that.
And what if it took so long for my dinner to download.